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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:00 PM   #8836
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one time

it was probably -20 degrees outside

FREEZING

I get to my apt at about 1 AM...my friends are still out

I'm SO drunk.

I don't have my keys (or so I thought)...so I have no way of getting in. I'm ****ed. So the genius that I am...I try kicking through my living room window. (I figured this out later). Apparently it didn't work.

So I'm like..."****." So I was like fine...I'm going to fall asleep outside and my roommate will drag me in when he gets home. So I put my hands in my pocket for warmth and I find my keys.

...

3 days later the mailman knocks on the door and he's like "hey you know your window is like shattered, right?"

so I go look...

apparently I was more successful than originally thought

Yep.
Usually I just derive a mild bit of amusement out of busting your balls and you're right, I'm not in your fan club. But stories like the above are exactly how people die and land on Darwin's lists. We're glad you're a seemingly productive member of society and that you aren't a criminal. You're probably pretty good for your local economy as well.

But these stories aren't funny. They're sad. I'm not saying they're sad in order to be a judgmental prick about it. You said something about croaking in a previous post... that's not what I want. I think most of the last 50 posts or so have been out of concern for your well-being than busting your balls or judging you. Just for whatever it's worth. When is the last time you had a thorough physical?
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:05 PM   #8837
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There comes a point when most people realize that no one cares about anyones, "one time when I was drunk..." stories. It's like hearing about someone's fantasy football team, or their golf outing or their dream. hootie's not most people.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:09 PM   #8838
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There comes a point when most people realize that no one cares about anyones, "one time when I was drunk..." stories. It's like hearing about someone's fantasy football team, or their golf outing or their dream. hootie's not most people.
"So I had pocket Kings, and the flip comes out, Q, Q, 2..."
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:13 PM   #8839
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There comes a point when most people realize that no one cares about anyones, "one time when I was drunk..." stories. It's like hearing about someone's fantasy football team, or their golf outing or their dream. hootie's not most people.
"one time, at band camp..."
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:15 PM   #8840
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There comes a point when most people realize that no one cares about anyones, "one time when I was drunk..." stories. It's like hearing about someone's fantasy football team, or their golf outing or their dream. hootie's not most people.
Did I ever tell you about the year that Alex Smith won me a fantasy championship?
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:15 PM   #8841
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:16 PM   #8842
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Joey & Rick are two of a kind.



And idiots @ that.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:20 PM   #8843
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So this one time I feel asleep drunk while playing fantasy football and had a dream about being out on a golf outing...
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:21 PM   #8844
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And idiots @ that.
Richard could post videos of every story he has told here and still not top Joey's video of carving "ChiefsPlanet.com" into his leg with a nail.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:21 PM   #8845
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Richard could post videos of every story he has told here and still not top Joey's video of carving "ChiefsPlanet.com" into his leg with a nail.
He really did that? I thought that's just what he said he would do if the mods let him come back.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:23 PM   #8846
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:31 PM   #8847
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But these stories aren't funny. They're sad. I'm not saying they're sad in order to be a judgmental prick about it. You said something about croaking in a previous post... that's not what I want. I think most of the last 50 posts or so have been out of concern for your well-being than busting your balls or judging you. Just for whatever it's worth. When is the last time you had a thorough physical?
That story he told reminded me of my brother (who is a self destructive addict who has more than used up his nine lives). We were on vacation in Florida and we locked the keys to the house in the third story of this tower guest house on the property. My drunken brother scales the thing, using a shitty wooden trellis and hanging nearly head first at one point while 30 feet up from a flimsy ass piece of railing, dangling over concrete. If the shitty railing went, he was going head first from 30 feet up onto a hard surface. I remember thinking "this is how people die and vacations get ruined" as he was doing it. Luckily he survived. And we found the key.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:34 PM   #8848
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:36 PM   #8849
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He really did that? I thought that's just what he said he would do if the mods let him come back.
Oh yeah. With a toddler running around in the background of the video.
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Old 06-24-2013, 04:37 PM   #8850
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He really did that? I thought that's just what he said he would do if the mods let him come back.
Oh he did it alright, complete with youtube video and everything.
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