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Old 05-23-2013, 09:57 PM  
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Have you ever been with a fat chick?

How was it?
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:32 PM   #76
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I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".
I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:33 PM   #77
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She was about 5'4".

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:39 PM   #78
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I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:40 PM   #79
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I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:40 PM   #80
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I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

This might be the funniest post I've ever seen on here..
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:41 PM   #81
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Ya maybe stashing the beast in the bathroom wasn't the brightest idea you had

Would've been a fun scene
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:41 PM   #82
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I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:43 PM   #83
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Ya maybe stashing the beast in the bathroom wasn't the brightest idea you had

Would've been a fun scene
Oh it was great until the hoggerbeast came out. Then I just looked down, shook my head, and tried to ignore her. Bitch WOULD NOT be ignored.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:43 PM   #84
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM   #85
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Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
Well, that might be true, however, if you're trying to gt back together with your GF, NOT ****ing some other bitch, fat or not, is common decency.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM   #86
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This might be the funniest post I've ever seen on here..
An the most accurate.
Aren't you kind of chunky? Fluffy?
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:44 PM   #87
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For 5 minutes I acted like she wasn't there. The 2 ladies weren't buying it. I was sunk.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:45 PM   #88
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Hey if a woman is fat and a guy tells her to wait in the bathroom, she should wait in the bathroom. It's common decency.
I feel like we've found a common ground here.

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:46 PM   #89
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Well, that might be true, however, if you're trying to gt back together with your GF, NOT ****ing some other bitch, fat or not, is common decency.
Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a bullet.
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I feel like we've found a common ground here.

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