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Old 05-23-2013, 10:57 PM  
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:48 AM   #91
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:48 AM   #92
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Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a biggin.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:49 AM   #93
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For 5 minutes I acted like she wasn't there.
Ohhhhhh, man, that's hilarious.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:51 AM   #94
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:51 AM   #95
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Aren't you kind of chunky? Fluffy?
What's my weight, too much, or lack of, have to do with the fact that that post is hilarious and accurate?
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:52 AM   #96
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:52 AM   #97
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Yeah I was 19. Live and learn. Funny thing is I heard from my sister that my ex got married, had 6 babies and looks like a sumo wrestler now.

I dodged a bullet.
Lol, fair enough.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:52 AM   #98
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:53 AM   #99
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What's my weight, too much, or lack of, have to do with the fact that that post is hilarious and accurate?
I don't think fat chicks should come in a thread making fun of fat chicks and try to act like they're "in" on the joke.

We're laughing at you, Carlfata.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:56 AM   #100
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:58 AM   #101
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I don't think fat chicks should come in a thread making fun of fat chicks and try to act like they're "in" on the joke.

We're laughing at you, Carlfata.
Wow. That might be the most uncalled for repsonse to anything I ever have encountered in my 12 years on this board.

You are incredibly insecure.
You got serious problems dude. Good luck with your pathetic life, Brandens'incredibly small dick.
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Old 05-24-2013, 01:00 AM   #102
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Old 05-24-2013, 01:01 AM   #103
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Wow. That might be the most uncalled for repsonse to anything I ever have encountered in my 12 years on this board.

You are incredibly insecure.
You got serious problems dude. Good luck with your pathetic life, Brandens'incredibly small dick.
So you are pleasingly plump?
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Old 05-24-2013, 01:01 AM   #104
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One in college. Last chick at the party. I was hammered. Bon jovi on the stereo. Woke up and was like "holy hell, what have I done". Happens to the best of us.
Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You laid a fatty in the hallway.
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Old 05-24-2013, 01:03 AM   #105
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