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Old 05-31-2013, 11:39 AM  
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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras

Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student.

Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it.

So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail.

Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street.

Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time.

And where were these teachers when I was in school???


Per KTRK:

"Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators."

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201

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Old 05-31-2013, 12:03 PM   #16
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The proper punishment here is what used to happen when you got caught passing a note in class and had to read it aloud. She should have to repeat her vile acts with an attractive porn star and upload it to the internet for all to see. That would serve justice quite well.
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:07 PM   #17
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Wow she lives in the apartment from Office Space.

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Old 05-31-2013, 12:07 PM   #18
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The proper punishment here is what used to happen when you got caught passing a note in class and had to read it aloud. She should have to repeat her vile acts with an attractive porn star and upload it to the internet for all to see for free. That would serve justice quite well.
Fixed it.
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:17 PM   #19
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:37 PM   #20
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:41 PM   #21
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I learned from the baby freezer thread that the punishment should fit the crime. So by my calculations, this teacher's punishment should be forcing her to have sex with a 42 year old woman....
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:49 PM   #22
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...they totally TMZ'd her coming out of the jailhouse.

Oh, and...she is NOT remotely attractive.
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Old 05-31-2013, 01:04 PM   #23
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...they totally TMZ'd her coming out of the jailhouse.

Oh, and...she is NOT remotely attractive.

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Old 05-31-2013, 01:23 PM   #25
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Now that's a lot of batteries
So how in the hell does a 16 year old go sex toy shopping?
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Old 05-31-2013, 01:25 PM   #26
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So how in the hell does a 16 year old go sex toy shopping?
I sincerely doubt they're going to card a 16 year old at a dildo hut, and I assume the teacher was the one that bought the 18 inch double headed **** pole.
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I sincerely doubt they're going to card a 16 year old at a dildo hut, and I assume the teacher was the one that bought the 18 inch double headed **** pole.

She may be a 16 y/o that looks like a 18 y/o.

But still if you were the clerk there at that store wouldn't you think something was fishy?

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Old 05-31-2013, 01:28 PM   #28
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Nice to see that she's staying in shape. Working on the cardio and keeping that ass tight. Next time pick a girl who made through Driver's Ed so you have a ride home from the jail though.
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Nice to see that she's staying in shape. Working on the cardio and keeping that ass tight. Next time pick a girl who made through Driver's Ed so you have a ride home from the jail though.
But she has a learners permit?
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She may be a 16 y/o that looks like a 18 y/o.

But still if you were the clerk there at that store wouldn't you think something was fishy?

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It probably all smells fishy.

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