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Old 05-31-2013, 10:39 AM  
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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras

Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student.

Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it.

So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail.

Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street.

Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time.

And where were these teachers when I was in school???


Per KTRK:

"Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators."

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201

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Old 05-31-2013, 12:30 PM   #31
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:32 PM   #32
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But she has a learners permit?
She'd have to have someone with her on the way to the pick up then. A word of caution; if you're going to commit statutory rape, try to pick one that has a regular license and a vehicle of their own for getaway purposes.
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:33 PM   #33
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She'd have to have someone with her on the way to the pick up then. A word of caution; if you're going to commit statutory rape, try to pick one that has a regular license and a vehicle of their own for getaway purposes.


Sounds like you have experience?
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Sounds like you have experience?
At helping minors get drivers licenses? Yeah I do. I have four children, the youngest turns 16 this October.
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:37 PM   #35
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At helping minors get drivers licenses? Yeah I do. I have four children, the youngest turns 16 this October.
I had a learners permit when I was 13. License at 15

But that was in New Orleans a loooooong time ago.

I don't have a clue how it works now.
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I had a learners permit when I was 13. License at 15

But that was in New Orleans a loooooong time ago.

I don't have a clue how it works now.
It might be different state by state. Here in California you can start at 15 years, 6 months of age. You have to go through a certification process, a written test and a driving test to get your actual license. Your actual license is still provisional and there are specific rules for minors that apply until they are 18 years old.
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But she has a learners permit?
That's probably a key part of the teacher's defense strategy.
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I had a learners permit when I was 13. License at 15

But that was in New Orleans a loooooong time ago.

I don't have a clue how it works now.
Yeah, my granddad paid a quarter and got his license when he was 12....

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It might be different state by state. Here in California you can start at 15 years, 6 months of age. You have to go through a certification process, a written test and a driving test to get your actual license. Your actual license is still provisional and there are specific rules for minors that apply until they are 18 years old.
In Kansas they can get a learners permit at 14 and a restricted license at 15 which turns into a full license at 16 but they have to pass the full drivers test, written and practical, to get a restricted license.
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