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Old 05-31-2013, 10:39 AM  
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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras

Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student.

Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it.

So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail.

Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street.

Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time.

And where were these teachers when I was in school???


Per KTRK:

"Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators."

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201

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Old 05-31-2013, 01:59 PM   #46
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Nice to see that she's staying in shape. Working on the cardio and keeping that ass tight. Next time pick a girl who made through Driver's Ed so you have a ride home from the jail though.


Based on the blurry picture of the ugly fat mom, the daughter is probably due to go down the same road. While the teacher is not super hot by any means she is cute and in shape so that's hot. Need pictures of the 16 yr old in two years to know whether or not this is hot.

That said if I was banging an attractive teacher at 16, I would give myself props, therefore props to the girl.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:12 PM   #47
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SMALL WORLD. I live in a loft down the street from her complex and have seen her out and about many times. Though she never was at the same place at the same time as me buying sex toys...
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:16 PM   #48
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:18 PM   #49
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Where is the sotuhpark pic of the cop saying "niceeeee" you guys are slacking!
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:20 PM   #50
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In Kansas they can get a learners permit at 14 and a restricted license at 15 which turns into a full license at 16 but they have to pass the full drivers test, written and practical, to get a restricted license.
In rural Montana, a sheriff can issue a 13 year old a hardship drivers license to drive to school and back home.
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She was just taking her victory lap.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:26 PM   #52
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SMALL WORLD. I live in a loft down the street from her complex and have seen her out and about many times. Though she never was at the same place at the same time as me buying sex toys...
You should hit that.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:27 PM   #53
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In rural Montana, a sheriff can issue a 13 year old a hardship drivers license to drive to school and back home.

You guys are crazy up there.

Don't ya'll have like an autobahn up there or something?
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You should hit that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Tex is not only too old for her, but his clit is entirely too large, as well.
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:30 PM   #55
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Old 05-31-2013, 02:39 PM   #58
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So, whats going to be her punishment? Going to prison so she can eat bush and finger **** other inmates everyday?
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So, whats going to be her punishment? Going to prison so she can eat bush and finger **** other inmates everyday?


Yep.

She had this shit planned out from the beginning.
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In rural Montana, a sheriff can issue a 13 year old a hardship drivers license to drive to school and back home.
This whole side conversation about driver's licenses is throwing me off. I start to read sentences like this and think 'wow' and then I get to the driver's license part.
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