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Old 05-31-2013, 10:39 AM  
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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras

Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student.

Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it.

So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail.

Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street.

Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time.

And where were these teachers when I was in school???


Per KTRK:

"Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators."

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201

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Old 05-31-2013, 03:55 PM   #61
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:09 PM   #62
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:10 PM   #63
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:50 PM   #64
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:07 PM   #65
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:39 PM   #66
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Old 05-31-2013, 08:16 PM   #67
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Old 05-31-2013, 08:46 PM   #68
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:53 PM   #69
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Both of you ventured into different departments, she the double dildo section and you the blow up doll one.
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