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Old 05-31-2013, 10:39 AM  
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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras

Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.

So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student.

Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it.

So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail.

Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street.

Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time.

And where were these teachers when I was in school???


Per KTRK:

"Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators."

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201

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Old 06-01-2013, 06:24 AM   #76
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Old 06-01-2013, 07:39 AM   #78
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Old 06-01-2013, 07:45 AM   #79
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Don't ya'll have like an autobahn up there or something?
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Old 06-01-2013, 08:27 AM   #80
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"Reasonable and prudent" was shut down in 1974 and then brought back around 1995, but only lasted a few years.

Damnit I wanted to drive that.

We do have some freeways in Texas that have 85 mph speed limits.

Which means you go 100.
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:35 AM   #81
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Another day, another female teacher with a student

they need to make a movie called "Cougar Teachers Gone Wild". Plenty of material to make it a 5 part mini-series.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/09/fi...-in-her-class/

A fifth-grade teacher in a tiny town in Washington State is under investigation for allegedly sexually molesting a 10-year-old male student.

Police in Othello have been investigating Scootney Springs Elementary School teacher Lisa Davis, reports KHQ. In late May, another local teacher informed school officials that something fishy might be going on between Davis and the fifth-grader.

“Our investigation unveiled some criminal elements. Enough to charge her, we believe,” Othello police chief Alvia Dunnigan told the local NBC affiliate.

The alleged, unnamed victim was in the teacher’s reading class, according to local CBS affiliate KREM.

For whatever reason, police also noted that Davis is not related to the victim.

In March 2012, Davis was honored as a teacher of the month by a collaborative effort between KHQ and nearby Eastern Washington University.

“She’s a really awesome teacher,” said the student who nominated Davis at the time, according to The Othello Outlook. “She has a lot of respect for everyone and she’s nice all the time.

“When I think of the word ‘teacher,’ I think of Lisa Davis,” gushed school district superintendent George Juarez.

The county prosecutor will now decide whether to file criminal charges. Police have recommended a charge of first-degree child molestation.

Davis was placed on administrative on the same day the police investigation began. She later quit her job.

“Ms. Davis submitted her resignation from the District on June 18, 2013 and the Board of Directors approved resignation on June 24, 2013,” said the Othello schools superintendent in a statement.

Spokane ABC affiliate KXLY has managed to dig up the basic facts on Davis. She attended Central Washington University and has an unspecified master’s degree. Her annual salary before she resigned was $61,721 (as of 2011).

As of 1997, she was married and had three children.

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Old 07-09-2013, 11:36 AM   #82
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:44 AM   #83
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wait she made 60k a year? I thought being a teacher was shittier pay than homeless people
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:46 AM   #84
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wait she made 60k a year? I thought being a teacher was shittier pay than homeless people
In most states, teachers with 10 years+ of experience make pretty damn good pay, especially their benefits.

Pretty powerful union, one of the strongest in the US.
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:47 AM   #85
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:52 AM   #86
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In most states, teachers with 10 years+ of experience make pretty damn good pay, especially their benefits.

Pretty powerful union, one of the strongest in the US.

Washington supposedly has some of the lowest wages for teachers, so I imagine it's even better elsewhere. Not bad for 6 months worth of work.
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Part your hair to the side, wear braces, put on some Hush Puppy shoes, and a pair of suspender pants like Alfalfa wore. Make sure you hand her a Dr Suess book gift wrapped.

That should get her hot and wet!
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