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Old 06-05-2013, 01:09 PM  
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Man with 'Micropenis' Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman

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http://gawker.com/man-with-micropeni...-act-511421938

A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman.

The unnamed patient arrived at Kwong Wah Hospital in Hong Kong complaining of a swelling in his abdomen.

After being examined by doctors, it was determined that the swelling was caused by a cyst on one of his ovaries.

In a paper published this week in the Hong Kong Medical Journal, doctors from Kwong Wah and Queen Elizabeth Hospitals explained that the patient suffered from both the chromosomal abnormality known as Turner Syndrome and the genetic disorder congenital adrenal hyperplasia (CAH), giving him the internal organs of a woman along with the physical appearance of a man.

"The patient, by definition, is a woman who cannot get pregnant. But she also has CAH, which gave her the appearance of a man," Chinese University pediatrics professor Ellis Hon Kam-lun told the South China Morning Post. "It's an interesting and very rare case of having the two combinations. It probably won't be seen again in the near future."

In fact, there have been only six instances of both disorders occurring simultaneously in recorded medical history.

According to his doctors, the patient, who is 4'5" tall, bearded, has a micropenis and no testicles, plans to continue identifying as male, and may undergo male hormone replacement therapy.
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:29 PM   #31
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I believe he/she/it would have felt much better if the docs had informed he/she/it that he/she/it DIDN'T have a micropenis, but rather had stated he/she/it had a ginormo-clit.

He/she/it should have known something wasn't right when women would say to him/her/it: "Is that a banana bread crumb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:33 PM   #32
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It must take forever to pee with a micropenis. The stream may be thin but it can cut through steel!
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:19 PM   #33
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does this mean one can't get mouth cancer from giving her oral?
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:33 PM   #34
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Hopefully this will inspire Clay to go get a checkup soon.
His micropeen lay dormant.
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:40 PM   #35
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:43 PM   #36
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Old 06-05-2013, 07:46 PM   #37
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:34 PM   #38
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:38 PM   #39
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I'm dyslexic and read it wrong. I could have sworn it said that man with micropenis visits woman, discovers he's actually a doctor.

That would be news.
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Old 06-06-2013, 08:16 AM   #40
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It took him 66 years and a bad stomach cramp to realize that missing testicles wasn't normal?
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Old 06-06-2013, 08:18 AM   #41
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Old 06-06-2013, 08:35 AM   #42
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Yeah, you would think the lack of testicles would clue him in that something ain't right...
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:11 AM   #43
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Impossible. God would never have created such a thing. Must be another junk science discovery.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:03 PM   #44
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i appreciate the concern but I'm well hung
Being well hung when being compared to a man with a MICRO-PENIS is nothing to brag about.

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Old 06-06-2013, 12:06 PM   #45
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So was Saddam Hussein.... Just saying
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