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Old 06-06-2013, 07:19 PM  
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:24 PM   #2
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:26 PM   #3
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:29 PM   #4
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Ricky looks like he just polished off a 5th of Crown and took a few hits off the bong.
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:32 PM   #5
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:34 PM   #6
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"National Masturbation Month is over, but it's still worth noting a 2007 study of thousands of Americans aged 18 to 60. In the survey, published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, 61 percent of men and 38 percent of women said they had masturbated in the past year. Leaving early teens out of the equation may skew the results, but point taken".



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Old 06-06-2013, 07:35 PM   #7
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1975? That could have been me instead of Ricky spanking the monkey. That's pretty funny.
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:39 PM   #8
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:43 PM   #9
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"National Masturbation Month is over, but it's still worth noting a 2007 study of thousands of Americans aged 18 to 60. In the survey, published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, 61 percent of men and 38 percent of women said they had masturbated in the past year. Leaving early teens out of the equation may skew the results, but point taken".



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Old 06-06-2013, 07:48 PM   #10
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Old 06-06-2013, 07:49 PM   #11
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"National Masturbation Month is over, but it's still worth noting a 2007 study of thousands of Americans aged 18 to 60. In the survey, published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy, 61 percent of men and 38 percent of women said they had masturbated in the past year. Leaving early teens out of the equation may skew the results, but point taken".



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I was just about to post that. Were they including corpses in the survey sample? Are there that many people who have lost hands in corn harvesters? What else are people doing in their spare time?

These must be the people who go build trails in the mountains or visit seniors in nursing homes.
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Old 06-06-2013, 09:29 PM   #12
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The look on the kids face is priceless during the narration..."This type of response reassures the child that he is normal". Meanwhile he looks like he just smeared himself with his own sticky and can't find the tissue box.
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Old 06-06-2013, 09:31 PM   #13
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:30 PM   #14
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Old 06-06-2013, 10:43 PM   #15
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