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Old 06-09-2013, 01:38 PM  
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HELLO

This article has RECENTLY come to my attention:

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/08...tion-from.html

Basically Mr. TEICHER tells us Jamaal Charles is welcoming the competition from rookie RB NILES CRANE.

I SENSED importance in this article and I deduced EXACTLY the true meaning with SIMPLE MATH and reasonING. I posted this in the article thread but it MUST have its OWN SPACE for to be SEEN or else...????? WHO KNOWS, SOMETHIG BAD PROBLY

OK so here is the REASONING:

JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH FRASIER CRANE

THEREFORE FRASIER CRANE IS JESUS CHRIST

AND NILES CRANE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

WE CANNOT LET HIM WIN THE STARTING JOB! PROPHECY MUST BE REALIZED!!!

TOSSED SALAD + SCRAMBLED EGGS = LJS.JPG

LJS = LARRY JOHNSON'S SON

THEREFORE WE MUST RE-SIGN LARRY JOHNSON (SON OF LARRY JOHNSON SR) TO PLAY RB AND GIVE JC BREATHERS, MEANWHILE NIKES CRANE MUST BE TERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY

PLZ SEND THIS POST TO ANDY REID ASAP

Not just for the CHIEFS but for YOU AND AMERICA AND THE WORLD

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Old 06-09-2013, 02:30 PM   #16
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:32 PM   #17
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:33 PM   #18
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:34 PM   #19
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:37 PM   #20
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:39 PM   #21
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:40 PM   #22
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UNCANNY!!!

Can you include Paul Byrd in there somewhere around Frazier?
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:41 PM   #23
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:43 PM   #24
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I feel I should share this - since I'd forgotten to. Senator you should go 'put it on' the boys when they meet in Raytown, I warn you though; Dave Lane balls like Mike.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:44 PM   #25
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Old 06-09-2013, 02:59 PM   #26
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Hold on here a sec...

You say Jamaal Charles = JC = Jesus Christ...

But you then say that Frasier Crane is Jesus Christ...

There can't be two of 'em!

BTW...

Your name is Thig...which is short for Thigpen...which rhymes with Pigpen...who's always surrounded by brown stuff...which proves that...

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!

Case closed.
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:16 PM   #27
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:23 PM   #29
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Hold on here a sec...

You say Jamaal Charles = JC = Jesus Christ...

But you then say that Frasier Crane is Jesus Christ...

There can't be two of 'em!

BTW...

Your name is Thig...which is short for Thigpen...which rhymes with Pigpen...who's always surrounded by brown stuff...which proves that...

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!

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