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Old 06-11-2013, 07:19 AM  
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I can't stand American women!

I'm sorry (actually I'm not) but I have had it up to here with American women. Too many of them are self entitled stuck up biatches its sickening.

I got back from Europe and it was like night & day. German women were hands down my favorite. They liked American guys cause we didnt take ourselves that seriously and that we are normally circumsized. Also Amsterdam is another great place to visit. Not only for the weed but for the women too. You can meet all sorts of different European women there.

Haven't been to Russia or Croatia but am playing on going to Croatia sometime hopefully next summer with some friends (they have relatives that live there, their cousins I think so we can crash at their crib)

Now before you think I'm some bitter fat nerdy American guy that cant get laid here in the States, I want to tell you that you are waaaay off. I have no problems getting laid or getting dates. Its just I've become so frustrated with how American women are nowadays. I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs.

And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:21 AM   #2
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:22 AM   #3
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:23 AM   #4
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:23 AM   #5
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:23 AM   #6
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:25 AM   #7
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So this was a roundabout way of you letting us know you traveled to Europe and got laid and stuff.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:26 AM   #8
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I had to read that OP again, just to be sure that it was one of the worst ones I ever read.

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Old 06-11-2013, 07:26 AM   #9
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:27 AM   #10
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It sounds more like American women can't stand you.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:28 AM   #11
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So, you can get chicks, just not hot chicks? Maybe you consider yourself an 8, but they don't? Of course hot chicks are full of themselves. Guys drool all over them, do everything for them, etc. No wonder they expect guys to provide for them. You always do. And then guys bitch and complain whenever it becomes expected.

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Old 06-11-2013, 07:29 AM   #12
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:30 AM   #13
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:31 AM   #14
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