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Old 06-13-2013, 04:45 PM  
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I Want to Embarrass One of My Groomsmen at My W-Reception,Would Like Your Suggestions

So I got married in Vegas a few weeks ago. Vegas is one backwards-ass city. Had a lot of fun.

So we are having the wedding reception in a few weeks and I am having my groomsmen choose a song to be played when they enter the room and approach the head table with the bridesmaids. I am sure all of you know are aware of what groomsmen entrance songs at wedding receptions are, so no further description necessary.

To say the least, this has been a frustrating process. Most of them have been putting WAY too much time and effort into it. It has been like "pulling teeth" trying to get them to choose the "perfect song."

One of my groomsmen was so conflicted and inde-freaking-cisive in terms of what song he should choose, that he sent this text to me today, "I have my song narrowed down to a few, but can't decide. Can you just think of something cool for me? I know I can count on you for that. Thanks, rico."

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I replied with, "sure thing, man. You can count on me! I will come up with something that I know will fit you." That was a bunch of bullshit. Oh, you bet your ass that I am going to attempt to select the perfect song for him. But it's going to be perfect "funny," not perfect "fitting." And no one (including him obviously), with an exception of the DJ, is going to know what the song is until it is actually played when he enters the building and makes his way to the head table.

This particular groomsman, is a friend of mine from college. We were roommates for a couple years. He is a stereotypical hill-rod who literally spends all day listening to the pop-country FM stations on the radio while he dinks around the house doing random shit. He is kind of big and burly, was a successful wrestler in HS, speaks with a gruff voice (like he's growling) and grew up on a farm. He and I CONSTANTLY razz each other when we hang out. We have done this from the first day we met. Constantly giving each other shit. Constantly making fun of each other...about everything. With that said, I am surprised as hell that he actually trusts me with this task.

He is also an obnoxious, biased, tunnel-visioned Chicago White Sox and Dallas Cowboys fan. Hell, I won't be surprised if he is wearing his dumb, goofy-looking adjustable Chicago White Sox cap during pre-reception pictures and during the entire reception. I rarely see him not wearing that damn hat. He's had it for years too. I don't know if there are any songs out there that would piss a White Sox or Cowboys fan off, but if there is one..let me know!!!

Ok, so if this guy chose his own song, it would probably something that I personally would consider to be stupid as hell. Something like: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich. However, he made the unwise decision to put his "song of choice" in my hands. And as a result, his entrance at my wedding reception is going to be awesome.

So what y'all got? So far, I am stuck on the song below, but will gladly change it if you guys are able to suggest something better. Think of something CORNY as hell that would embarrass a hill-rod.Thanks in advance!!!

And please. No, "Barbie Girl" song. I've actually witnessed dudes enter a reception with that song because they wanted to be perceived as funny. I don't want this guy to come off as trying to be funny. I want 99% of the people there to think he is gay (NTTAWWT), not funny....because that would razz the hell out of him.

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Old 06-13-2013, 04:47 PM   #2
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Old 06-13-2013, 04:48 PM   #3
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Old 06-13-2013, 04:48 PM   #4
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Holy shit, your a fast reader/typer. Those sound pretty gay. I'll have to check into them.
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Old 06-13-2013, 04:49 PM   #5
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Old 06-13-2013, 04:57 PM   #6
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Lol, the tulips one is great. My 2 year old daughter loved this song when I played it a couple seconds ago. My fave one yet.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:03 PM   #7
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:12 PM   #8
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:13 PM   #9
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When I want to be obnoxious and ironic on ridiculous song selection "Wind beneath my wings" is my goto.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:13 PM   #11
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Great...my 2 year old throws a fit if I attempt to close out the Tulips video. I've probably listened to it 5 times now because she seriously has become so pissed every time I tried to exit the vid.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:17 PM   #14
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When I want to be obnoxious and ironic on ridiculous song selection "Wind beneath my wings" is my goto.

Haha, that is a good "go to."

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Haha, I didn't know that. Is that song generally known by most people to be a gay song?
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