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Old 06-13-2013, 04:45 PM  
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I Want to Embarrass One of My Groomsmen at My W-Reception,Would Like Your Suggestions

So I got married in Vegas a few weeks ago. Vegas is one backwards-ass city. Had a lot of fun.

So we are having the wedding reception in a few weeks and I am having my groomsmen choose a song to be played when they enter the room and approach the head table with the bridesmaids. I am sure all of you know are aware of what groomsmen entrance songs at wedding receptions are, so no further description necessary.

To say the least, this has been a frustrating process. Most of them have been putting WAY too much time and effort into it. It has been like "pulling teeth" trying to get them to choose the "perfect song."

One of my groomsmen was so conflicted and inde-freaking-cisive in terms of what song he should choose, that he sent this text to me today, "I have my song narrowed down to a few, but can't decide. Can you just think of something cool for me? I know I can count on you for that. Thanks, rico."

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I replied with, "sure thing, man. You can count on me! I will come up with something that I know will fit you." That was a bunch of bullshit. Oh, you bet your ass that I am going to attempt to select the perfect song for him. But it's going to be perfect "funny," not perfect "fitting." And no one (including him obviously), with an exception of the DJ, is going to know what the song is until it is actually played when he enters the building and makes his way to the head table.

This particular groomsman, is a friend of mine from college. We were roommates for a couple years. He is a stereotypical hill-rod who literally spends all day listening to the pop-country FM stations on the radio while he dinks around the house doing random shit. He is kind of big and burly, was a successful wrestler in HS, speaks with a gruff voice (like he's growling) and grew up on a farm. He and I CONSTANTLY razz each other when we hang out. We have done this from the first day we met. Constantly giving each other shit. Constantly making fun of each other...about everything. With that said, I am surprised as hell that he actually trusts me with this task.

He is also an obnoxious, biased, tunnel-visioned Chicago White Sox and Dallas Cowboys fan. Hell, I won't be surprised if he is wearing his dumb, goofy-looking adjustable Chicago White Sox cap during pre-reception pictures and during the entire reception. I rarely see him not wearing that damn hat. He's had it for years too. I don't know if there are any songs out there that would piss a White Sox or Cowboys fan off, but if there is one..let me know!!!

Ok, so if this guy chose his own song, it would probably something that I personally would consider to be stupid as hell. Something like: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney or "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big and Rich. However, he made the unwise decision to put his "song of choice" in my hands. And as a result, his entrance at my wedding reception is going to be awesome.

So what y'all got? So far, I am stuck on the song below, but will gladly change it if you guys are able to suggest something better. Think of something CORNY as hell that would embarrass a hill-rod.Thanks in advance!!!

And please. No, "Barbie Girl" song. I've actually witnessed dudes enter a reception with that song because they wanted to be perceived as funny. I don't want this guy to come off as trying to be funny. I want 99% of the people there to think he is gay (NTTAWWT), not funny....because that would razz the hell out of him.

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Old 06-13-2013, 05:19 PM   #16
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:19 PM   #17
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:25 PM   #18
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LOL here's another good choice....

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Old 06-13-2013, 05:26 PM   #19
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ok ok, if you get to show the video then this one is a classic!

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Old 06-13-2013, 05:28 PM   #20
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Hell, his own choices sound embarrassing.
They are, but in rural, redneck Iowa...it's cool.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:31 PM   #21
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If you want to go with the gay cowboy theme.. go all out and go with inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love



I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.

A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,

I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:36 PM   #22
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Another choice for the 'subtle' gay....

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Old 06-13-2013, 05:36 PM   #23
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If you want to go with the gay cowboy theme.. go all out and go with inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love



I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.

A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,

I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.

Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
, love RHH. I remember hearing "Martini Time" on The Tonight Show in the 90's and I tried finding friends at my school who had seen it or heard of RHH and there was no one. To be honest, I've never seen people reference RHH until venturing to this board.

That song would be fitting for his style and the gay lyrics and all. I'm just worried no one would be able to decipher the lyrics while their is clapping and such taking place.
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:41 PM   #24
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Another choice for the 'subtle' gay....

Lol, my friend is so out of the loop when it comes to "anything other than pop country" music that he probably would literally feel as if he were a macho man, entering the building to that song. In a gruff voice/hillbilly accent he'd be like, "thanks Swaff. That wasn't country, but it fits me pretty well." And he'd be serious for he is narcissistic as hell. He thinks he's macho.
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, love RHH. I remember hearing "Martini Time" on The Tonight Show in the 90's and I tried finding friends at my school who had seen it or heard of RHH and there was no one. To be honest, I've never seen people reference RHH until venturing to this board.

That song would be fitting for his style and the gay lyrics and all. I'm just worried no one would be able to decipher the lyrics while their is clapping and such taking place.
True, it wouldn't have the immediate impact of something like a Rick Roll but if it was loud enough it would certainly have the "did I just hear that!!!" effect. "Black buck? Homo? What the?"
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:43 PM   #26
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Lol, my friend is so out of the loop when it comes to "anything other than pop country" music that he probably would literally feel as if he were a macho man, entering the building to that song. In a gruff voice/hillbilly accent he'd be like, "thanks Swaff. That wasn't country, but it fits me pretty well." And he'd be serious for he is narcissistic as hell. He thinks he's macho.
If you showed the video I'm pretty sure he'd get it!
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:44 PM   #27
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True, it wouldn't have the immediate impact of something like a Rick Roll but if it was loud enough it would certainly have the "did I just hear that!!!" effect. "Black buck? Homo? What the?"
Haha, I didn't think of it that way. That's a pretty good point.

Btw, per your suggestion, I downloaded a bunch of Elvis Costello. Love it! The wife hates it, so I have to play it when she's not around, but I freaking love it. Thanks for referring the songs you did!
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Old 06-13-2013, 05:46 PM   #28
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Haha, I didn't think of it that way. That's a pretty good point.

Btw, per your suggestion, I downloaded a bunch of Elvis Costello. Love it! The wife hates it, so I have to play it when she's not around, but I freaking love it. Thanks for referring the songs you did!
Awesome! Yeah I have another buddy I introduced to EC about 15 years ago and his wife blames me for his obsession to this day.
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