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Old 06-14-2013, 06:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:59 AM   #211
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Speaking of watching a movie for puss, \dDidn't walk out of it, but got my fill of it. Back in the day a buddy and I went to see Legal Eagles at the dollar show. The next day, we [me and a different buddy] were hanging with some talent and they were like, 'let's go to the movies.' OK. . . Legal Eagles is at the dollar show . . . ummm, WTH let's go. Same movie twice in two days.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:08 AM   #212
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If falling asleep in a theater counts then Men in Black. Hated that movie.

I wish I walked out of What About Bob. What a sucky piece of crap that was.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:19 AM   #213
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:28 AM   #214
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After the rave scene in the Matrix 2 I turned it off and put it on the front lawn with some other crap for the Chinese family down the street to collect.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:50 AM   #215
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After the rave scene in the Matrix 2 I turned it off and put it on the front lawn with some other crap for the Chinese family down the street to collect.
Both of the sequels were (a) unnecessary and (b) shitty. I hated the second one and only watched the third hoping it would redeem the second one. It didn't. Especially annoying considering how awesome and groundbreaking the original was.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:53 AM   #216
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Both of the sequels were (a) unnecessary and (b) shitty. I hated the second one and only watched the third hoping it would redeem the second one. It didn't. Especially annoying considering how awesome and groundbreaking the original was.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:55 AM   #217
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Both of the sequels were (a) unnecessary and (b) shitty. I hated the second one and only watched the third hoping it would redeem the second one. It didn't. Especially annoying considering how awesome and groundbreaking the original was.
Yes, such a disappointment.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:00 AM   #218
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I'm all grown up and didn't care much for Kill Bill. I didn't hate it, but certainly didn't like it.

Big fan of Reservoir Dogs though.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:10 AM   #219
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:13 AM   #220
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Can't believe watchmen and a Robert Altman film has been mentioned...for shame!

I walked out of walk hard....turned off nacho libre and the will ferrel Spanish movie.

The ultimate horrible movie I saw in the theater was warlock...with Julian sands. I'll never forget a scene where a spell was put on a young girl.....and she aged quickly to where she looked 80 (but still in young clothes)....and she was trying to run away along train tracks.....the whole theater was laughing.
If you want to make that movie feel awesome, watch Sands in Tale of a Vampire. It is such an awesome movie you can watch it free on IMDB...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105527/

Personally never walked out of a movie, but I don't go to many either.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:18 AM   #221
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After the rave scene in the Matrix 2 I turned it off and put it on the front lawn with some other crap for the Chinese family down the street to collect.
That's exactly when I stopped watching. Terrible.
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Old 06-17-2013, 11:31 AM   #222
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:27 PM   #223
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Definitely gotta agree with you guys regarding the Matrix sequels. Those were such crap. I couldnt finish the 3rd one.

Obvious cash ins that made the Wachowski brothers(well one of them is a woman now lol) mega millionaires.

I wish The Matrix was just a stand alone film but it is what it is.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:13 PM   #224
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Any movie directed by Roland Emmerich. The Patriot was passable, and I bet if many of you watched Independence Day, it might not hold up as fondly as you remember. The rest of his movies are just steaming hot garbage.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:52 PM   #225
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Any movie directed by Roland Emmerich. The Patriot was passable, and I bet if many of you watched Independence Day, it might not hold up as fondly as you remember. The rest of his movies are just steaming hot garbage.
Jesus god. I imdb'd Emmerich. You're absolutely right.
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