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Old 06-14-2013, 06:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:09 PM   #316
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Old 06-29-2013, 01:18 PM   #317
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This movie was a dumpster fire... absolutely unfunny at any point and I turned it off after an hour. Ackroyd should have a bowling ball dropped on his right hand for making it.
I thought it was pretty good, but it helps if you're high.
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Old 06-29-2013, 02:45 PM   #318
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:07 PM   #319
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:56 PM   #320
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Last movie I walked out of "Perks of Being A Wallflower."

Left after about 10 or so minutes. It's directed and acted like a bad junior high production. Emma Watson doesn't even look like a real person, she's so stilted, and weird.

I see pretty much everything and have a high tolerance for bad movies. Just couldn't even find any humor in how bad this one was.
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Old 06-29-2013, 08:15 PM
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Old 06-29-2013, 08:36 PM   #322
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Last movie I walked out of "Perks of Being A Wallflower."

Left after about 10 or so minutes. It's directed and acted like a bad junior high production. Emma Watson doesn't even look like a real person, she's so stilted, and weird.

I see pretty much everything and have a high tolerance for bad movies. Just couldn't even find any humor in how bad this one was.
85/90 percent for critics/viewers on Rotten Tomatoes says you don't know what you're talking about.
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Old 06-29-2013, 08:42 PM   #323
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Old 06-29-2013, 11:38 PM   #324
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Last movie I walked out of "Perks of Being A Wallflower."

Left after about 10 or so minutes. It's directed and acted like a bad junior high production. Emma Watson doesn't even look like a real person, she's so stilted, and weird.

I see pretty much everything and have a high tolerance for bad movies. Just couldn't even find any humor in how bad this one was.
What? 10 mins? Way to give it real chance.

I really enjoyed that movie.

It is so not what you're assuming it is.

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Old 06-29-2013, 11:46 PM   #325
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Old 06-29-2013, 11:46 PM   #326
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I was the same way with Talladega Nights.
That one is a POS.
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Old 06-30-2013, 12:10 AM   #327
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Old 06-30-2013, 01:45 AM   #328
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Old 06-30-2013, 02:26 AM   #329
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Old 06-30-2013, 11:56 AM   #330
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