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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 07-05-2013, 09:50 PM   #406
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That's what I get for referring to the script.

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Old 07-05-2013, 10:09 PM   #407
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Old 07-05-2013, 10:40 PM   #408
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I couldn't make it through Bad Santa. Horrible, flaming pile of a movie. Another one that I can't say is terrible, but I couldn't make it through, is There Will Be Blood. I can see how it got critical acclaim, but it was like watching paint dry.
I liked There Will be Blood. But it was really really different than anything I'd seen before. They used little things like silence in the right places. Did you notice that there wasn't any talking at all during the first 15 minutes straight? No backdrop music, just the sounds of the action. Made it extra lonely. But I can see how some people might hate it.
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Old 07-05-2013, 10:54 PM   #409
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Old 07-05-2013, 10:56 PM   #410
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****, did this with "The Campaign" tonight with Will Ferrel. It was a free DVR On-demand movie but after 15 minutes I switched to Saving Private Ryan.
And people bitch about films that kick them in the face with VFX from the first frame.

PS: Some movies take time to develop.
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Old 07-06-2013, 09:20 AM   #411
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And people bitch about films that kick them in the face with VFX from the first frame.

PS: Some movies take time to develop.
Please decipher this one all mighty one.

Should I have stuck with The Campaign? I was gathering from the start that VFX weren't going to be present and in a movie that poorly written and without visual effects, not much point sticking around.
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:34 PM   #412
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Just walked out of "The Heat". Putrid steaming pile of shit. McCarthy was probably batting about .100 on the jokes, and she forced one in every 10 seconds. Painful to watch, terrible editing. I don't remember seeing something that the critics got so wrong. Least funny "comedy" since Movie 43. Watch at your own risk.
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Old 07-07-2013, 03:00 AM   #413
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Old 07-07-2013, 04:04 AM   #414
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:05 AM   #415
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Did anyone like the movie "Avitar"?

It was on the other night, tried to watch but looked dumb. Watched ten minutes and didn't care for it.
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:50 AM   #416
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:56 AM   #417
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Please decipher this one all mighty one.

Should I have stuck with The Campaign? I was gathering from the start that VFX weren't going to be present and in a movie that poorly written and without visual effects, not much point sticking around.
No, I was referring to the fact that people bitch and complain about movies like Transformers for being all about visual effects, yet people bitch about movies without visual effects that rely on story and no visual effects.

Movies are so polarizing today that it becomes ever more difficult to produce a good film. Man of Steel is the perfect example. People either love it or hate it and generally for the same reasons.
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Did anyone like the movie "Avitar"?

It was on the other night, tried to watch but looked dumb. Watched ten minutes and didn't care for it.
No one liked "Avatar". It only grossed $2.8 billion dollars at the box office.
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:59 AM   #419
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I was seriously underwhelmed with Beasts of the Southern Wild. Watched the whole thing, and it isn't a total crap movie, but underwhelming is probably the best term.
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:20 AM   #420
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No one liked "Avatar". It only grossed $2.8 billion dollars at the box office.
Unless he's talking about Avatar: The Last Air Bender....
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