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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:40 AM   #31
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And here I thought Gone With the Wind might be controversial.
For its time it was spectacular. But it has not aged well, IMO.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:48 AM   #32
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:48 AM   #33
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Here's the thing about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The book was ****ing awesome. The movie could have been just as awesome....but they went with all action and skipped the ****ing build up that the book had. In the book....you could understand WHY Lincoln hated the vampires....it took a couple of chapters of build up. In the movie.....5 minutes in and it wasn't even the same ****ing thing. ****ing disappointed.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:50 AM   #34
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Here's the thing about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The book was ****ing awesome. The movie could have been just as awesome....but they went with all action and skipped the ****ing build up that the book had. In the book....you could understand WHY Lincoln hated the vampires....it took a couple of chapters of build up. In the movie.....5 minutes in and it wasn't even the same ****ing thing. ****ing disappointed.
It can't be worse than The Running Man book/movie comparison.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:51 AM   #35
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Here's the thing about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The book was ****ing awesome. The movie could have been just as awesome....but they went with all action and skipped the ****ing build up that the book had. In the book....you could understand WHY Lincoln hated the vampires....it took a couple of chapters of build up. In the movie.....5 minutes in and it wasn't even the same ****ing thing. ****ing disappointed.
Agreed. Everything clever and cool about the book was replaced by Matrix ripoff action sequences and 'splosions in the movie. It was nearly Dune-level butchery.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:52 AM   #36
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It can't be worse than The Running Man book/movie comparison.
I've never read the book.....so I couldn't really compare them. This book/movie translation ****ing sucked though......hardcore.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:58 AM   #37
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:59 AM   #38
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The Room. Just the worst movie ever. I swear it was written by an 12 year old.
Hereafter was a close second.
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:59 AM   #39
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Old 06-14-2013, 10:00 AM   #40
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I don't get the Running Man hate, but I never did read the book. Typical campy Arnie, and Richard Dawson basically playing an evil version of his gameshow persona was great.
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Oh come on. By the time they got to that ****tarded monster truck finale I wanted to stab somebody in the face with an icepick.
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