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Old 06-14-2013, 06:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:05 AM   #46
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:05 AM   #47
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What the **** man? I actually liked "The Burbs".
I thought I would too. but man...I made it about a half hour into it. maybe it got better after that?
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:07 AM   #48
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The only movie I've ever walked out of was Eyes Wide Shut.

The worst movie I've ever seen was Short Cuts. I became physically angry watching that.

I would have relatively few to list because I am probably far too prejudiced in selecting films to potentially watch. I can zoom through hundreds of choices on Netflix and never even be tempted to select something.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:08 AM   #49
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Oh come on. By the time they got to that ****tarded monster truck finale I wanted to stab somebody in the face with an icepick.
You have to embrace the essential terribleness of that movie. The dialogue is so bad and the plot is so implausible that I wonder if the director actually made it as an ironic critique of 80s action films.

Of course, you are talking to someone who would teach a seminar in 80s action films if such options were allowed to me.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:09 AM   #50
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I don't get the Running Man hate, but I never did read the book. Typical campy Arnie, and Richard Dawson basically playing an evil version of his gameshow persona was great.
The book is brilliant. And nothing like the movie.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:11 AM   #51
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Oh....and I've never EVER walked out of the theater. All of the movies that I've stopped have been on DVD and at my house. I don't go to the movies as much as normal people do. For me to go to the theater....it has to be a movie that I really want to see and know that I'll like.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:12 AM   #52
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Oh....and I've never EVER walked out of the theater. All of the movies that I've stopped have been on DVD and at my house. I don't go to the movies as much as normal people do. For me to go to the theater....it has to be a movie that I really want to see and know that I'll like.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:14 AM   #53
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Ooh! Forgot about that one! Me too. I walked out midway after she wandered next door and stared at the neon crucifix.
Same here. Dumbest ****ing movie scene ever. And the saddest part was that it didn't even help that it was only a dream.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:14 AM   #54
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I dont think Ive ever walked out of a movie in a theater. Ill usually stick it out if not at least to make fun of it.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:15 AM   #55
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Agreed. JB cracks me up most of the time but that was just terrible.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:19 AM   #56
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C'mon, Tango and Cash is a fun movie. It doesn't take itself seriously.

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Now, Cobra ... that SUCKED, because it took itself way too seriously.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:22 AM   #57
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I made it about ten minutes into Elf.
Haha. What exactly did you expect of that movie that would push you to start watching it but not finish it?
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:23 AM   #58
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Never walked out of a theater.

I once rented The International starring Clive Owen and shut it off after 30 minutes. Boring, boring, boring, boring ****ing movie.
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:23 AM   #59
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I don't go to the movie theaters much lately since alot of people seem to forget the "turn off your cell phone" and "please don't talk during the movie" messages. It seems everyone wants to play Siskel and Ebert during the movie. So I mostly watch DVD's at home...some I watched recently and feel like I wasted my money:

The latest Die Hard
Hansel & Gretel (was hoping for better but got the same disappointment as I did from Snow White & The Huntsman)
The Great & Powerful Oz
Gangster Squad
Red Dawn (I actually liked Marine 3 with The Miz more than I liked this movie)

Amongst the older movies..

Battlefield Earth
Anything with Nicolas Cage (Other than the original National Treasure)
The Warrior and The Sorceress (if you have seen this movie you are older and none the wiser)
Cloud Atlas
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:25 AM   #60
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Anything with Nicolas Cage (Other than the original National Treasure)
I loved him in Kick Ass.

...cuz he burned
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