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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:30 PM   #121
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:30 PM   #122
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:30 PM   #123
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I liked Borat but Sasha Baron Cohen's shtick ran its course a long time ago. Its beyond old at this point. I didn't even bother to watch The Dictator.
The Dictator was a satire, not a mockumentary. It's much different fromhis previous two efforts.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:36 PM   #124
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:41 PM   #125
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I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.
I thought it was hilarious when he got some fashion idiots saying that the atrocities being committed in fashion were far worse than anything Hitler ever did or something along those lines, and they were serious. Just bizarre.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:42 PM   #126
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I remember a movie tradeoff I made with a chick years ago. She had never seen Casablanca. You'd think she'd just watch Casablanca with me to rectify that, but no, since she was PURE EVIL and I really WANTED TO **** HER, I agreed to watch Steel Magnolias as a trade.

Holy God. No pussy is worth that. Not even Dolly Parton's rack could save it.

Good thing about those gushing female buddy flicks - as soon as the obligatory cancer victim dies, you know that your suffering, too, is nearly at an end.

I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:42 PM   #127
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'Event Horizon' I fell asleep in the theater. Boring. As. Hell. Total crap.

'Independence Day'- went out to piss and get something to eat, ended up talking to a friend in the lobby and never went back in. No idea how the last hour wraps up this historically sh**ty movie.

'Lethal Weapon 3' - we even snuck in booze but got so bored we left. Waste of time.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:44 PM   #128
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I thought it was hilarious when he got some fashion idiots saying that the atrocities being committed in fashion were far worse than anything Hitler ever did or something along those lines, and they were serious. Just bizarre.
That's what I enjoy about those films. He reveals the essential stupidity of most people, provides the rope, and lets them hang themselves.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:46 PM   #129
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:48 PM   #130
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Never saw it in the theater, but I was pretty stoked to see Be Cool since Get Shorty is one of my all time favorites. What an abortion wrapped in a disaster that crock of shit turned out to be.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:48 PM   #131
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'Independence Day'- went out to piss and get something to eat, ended up talking to a friend in the lobby and never went back in. No idea how the last hour wraps up this historically sh**ty movie.
Is there a less charismatic actor than Bill Pullman?
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:49 PM   #132
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I watched Message in a Bottle to get pussy.
I feel your pain. I did the same thing with Titanic.

Truth is, if a girl likes you, you can have a Freddy Got Fingered, Battlefield Earth, Gigli triple feature and she'll still want to get with you.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:51 PM   #133
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I don't know why so many people hate on Nic Cage. He is what he is: one of those actors who doesn't play roles, just plays himself. Are his movies Oscar-worthy? No. But they're always fun. "National Treasure", "Con Air", "The Rock", "Raising Arizona", etc.,.
Vampires Kiss is his best work.
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I actually thoroughly enjoyed Steel Magnolias. I've seen it many times, often without the wife. Women are fascinating.

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Old 06-14-2013, 02:52 PM   #135
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That's what I enjoy about those films. He reveals the essential stupidity of most people, provides the rope, and lets them hang themselves.
How about when he was interviewing that dumb blonde model and she was saying a bunch of BS about how modeling is so hard and he just gave her smart ass replys like "Yeah, I mean you have to put one foot in front of the other and maybe even sometimes turn"
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