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View Poll Results: Muff grooming preference
Triangle 28 19.86%
Landing Strip 36 25.53%
Kojak 68 48.23%
Artistic (arrow, heart…etc) 6 4.26%
I’m gay. Muffs are yucky. 3 2.13%
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:54 AM  
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I don't get the fascination with the bald action. But as many times as I've seen comments in absolute support of this...I wonder if this will be the winner?
I'm a big fan of a nicely trimmed triangle.
At least gimme a landing strip!
No sasquatch crotch please!

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Old 06-17-2013, 03:44 PM   #61
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
That she didn't like you going down on her should have been your first warning that she was going to do something nuts like freak out about you forgetting a shirt. Only uptight chicks with body image issues don't let their man go down on them.
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:54 PM   #62
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I'm not sure how many chicks are like this, but sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral, and in that case, it doesn't really matter what they have down there.

The girl I just broke up with didn't like getting it, so to be honest I didn't even notice what she had going on down there. I think she was bald?
"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:57 PM   #63
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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

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Old 06-17-2013, 04:05 PM   #64
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Thicker (in width) landing strip FTW. Triangle's okay, as long as it isn't overly wide. Bald is no good... felt like I was a pedophile... nope.
If you think a 25 year old with a shaved beaver makes you feel like a pedophile, you might already have the tendencies. Not trying to be mean, but I think shaved adult pussy is wonderful and does not even come close to making me feel like a sexual predator.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:12 PM   #65
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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:17 PM   #66
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Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck.
Then run.

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Old 06-17-2013, 04:22 PM   #67
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If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.
Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.

95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:23 PM   #68
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If you think a 25 year old with a shaved beaver makes you feel like a pedophile, you might already have the tendencies. Not trying to be mean, but I think shaved adult pussy is wonderful and does not even come close to making me feel like a sexual predator.
Probably should have rephrased, as it wasn't meant to be taken so literally.

It doesn't really make me feel like a pedophile.. because I know I have no such inclinations like that. Shaved just isn't a good look, IMHO. Just as a woman "flat as a board up top" isn't a good look.
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Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck.
I thought the only reason women don't cum is because they were transgendered at birth and penises were turned into vagina.


This theory is why I go in fingers first to get an orgasm before diving in.
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Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.

95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving.
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Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.

95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving.
Or, your body produces an enzyme which turns soft contact lenses yellow in about a day and also has the fun side effect of causing raging yeast infections.
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It doesn't really make me feel like a pedophile.. because I know I have no such inclinations like that.
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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.
Nope, she gets very wet down there and is just embarrassed about it and I guess doesn't feel good about doing that in someone's mouth.

I found that out my first night with her
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Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.

95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving.
LOL what happened here. This was 1 chick ever.

I was fat for a long time, I had to learn to use my tongue to keep things interesting.
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