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View Poll Results: Muff grooming preference
Triangle 28 19.86%
Landing Strip 36 25.53%
Kojak 68 48.23%
Artistic (arrow, heart…etc) 6 4.26%
I’m gay. Muffs are yucky. 3 2.13%
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:54 AM  
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Muff Grooming Poll

I don't get the fascination with the bald action. But as many times as I've seen comments in absolute support of this...I wonder if this will be the winner?
I'm a big fan of a nicely trimmed triangle.
At least gimme a landing strip!
No sasquatch crotch please!

Waddaya think?
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:51 PM   #76
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"sometimes you come across one that doesn't like receiving oral...."

No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time.

I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there.

If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.

To the contrary, I have an ex who never let me attempt it once. She said she had never gotten off that way and refused to let me try for her.

As weird as it sounds, they do exist.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:51 PM   #77
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:52 PM   #78
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BTW, where is the "I don't care, I'll **** it however it comes" option in the poll?
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:53 PM   #79
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:54 PM   #80
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LOL what happened here. This was 1 chick ever.

I was fat for a long time, I had to learn to use my tongue to keep things interesting.
Kinda like Jabba the Hut?
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:54 PM   #81
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Exactly.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:55 PM   #82
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BTW, where is the "I don't care, I'll **** it however it comes" option in the poll?
You obviously missed the nsfw pic in this thread. Open it up and then make a decision.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:55 PM   #83
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You obviously missed the nsfw pic in this thread. Open it up and then make a decision.

No, I saw it.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:55 PM   #84
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To the contrary, I have an ex who never let me attempt it once. She said she had never gotten off that way and refused to let me try for her.

As weird as it sounds, they do exist.
Because she was emotionally damaged by a past incident.
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:58 PM   #85
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Because she was emotionally damaged by a past incident.
Oh, she was all kinds of damaged emotionally and psychologically. She eventually sought out help after nearly destroying her life and was diagnosed bi-polar. Which I had called a couple of years prior.
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Old 06-17-2013, 05:01 PM   #86
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No, I saw it.
Then you, sir, are more of a badass than captain morgan.
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Old 06-17-2013, 05:14 PM   #87
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Nope, she gets very wet down there and is just embarrassed about it and I guess doesn't feel good about doing that in someone's mouth.

I found that out my first night with her
So.... she Supersoakered some poor chap in the face sometime in the past, and he freaked, and she's never forgotten....

Happens to the best of em...
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Old 06-17-2013, 05:18 PM   #88
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Oh, she was all kinds of damaged emotionally and psychologically. She eventually sought out help after nearly destroying her life and was diagnosed bi-polar. Which I had called a couple of years prior.
It sounds like you destroyed that poor woman.
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