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Old 06-18-2013, 12:41 PM  
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Gift Suggestions for the Wife

Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).

Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items.

Dick in a box is not an option.
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:43 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:43 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:44 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:45 PM   #6
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:46 PM   #7
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:46 PM   #8
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:47 PM   #9
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Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.
No need to be sending her to the other team
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:47 PM   #10
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:49 PM   #11
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:49 PM   #12
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Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.
Ya but the dental bill is atrocious
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:49 PM   #13
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:50 PM   #14
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:51 PM   #15
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