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Old 06-18-2013, 12:41 PM  
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Gift Suggestions for the Wife

Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).

Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items.

Dick in a box is not an option.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:10 PM   #31
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:11 PM   #32
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:13 PM   #33
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What is this "freelance" you speak of?
She works as a freelance designer and art director for an invitation company while owning her own invitation/paper store that also does custom work.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:23 PM   #34
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Jesus Christ. Just get a live in maid then.
She's already got one.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:29 PM   #35
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She's already got one.
I meant for him, but guess that would be for his bday, huh?
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:29 PM   #36
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:31 PM   #37
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I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:32 PM   #38
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I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.
I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:32 PM   #39
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I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:34 PM   #40
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I also like to eat things other than mac and cheese.
My daughter asked me the other day if I liked to cook. I told her I like to eat.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:34 PM   #41
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Really, when you do the cooking you kind of don't want people in the kitchen. They're just an annoyance and in the way, and give you input you don't want.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:34 PM   #42
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I'm just kidding. I do a lot of our kitchen work too because I also have a busy wife.
So am I. I don't mind doing all that stuff. Love to cool, would rather not the cleanup tho. But the gf & I have a system that works pretty well.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:37 PM   #43
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I got my wife a subscription from a company called Eco Emi for Christmas. It wouldn't get there by this weekend, but it's a nice gift. Could maybe print the receipt and put it in a card. They send a box of organic/natural samples products every month. There's a few companies that do something similar.

I got the idea from someone here.
That's pretty cool. I wish I could find something similar to that with some different products (she's very picky about her cosmetic products, so those would probably go to waste on her).
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:38 PM   #44
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Don't worry about a box for your dick. She's your wife.

Salon/spa is good too.

Unfortunately, no matter what you give her, she is, ahhhh, still a woman. She still won't forget stupid shit you did 6 months ago etc. Soooo, don't fret over what to get her. Send her off to the salon and have a killer dinner when she gets home.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:38 PM   #45
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Have you considered giving her some market research as a gift? I can print up some gift certificates.
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