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Old 06-18-2013, 04:54 PM  
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Power Dumps

You know what I'm talking about. As you're making your way to the throne you've got back in black playing in your head. You sit down and waste no time unleashing a monster brown trout that makes a sound similar to a bowling bowl being dropped down a well. Sometimes its shaped like a question mark or looks exactly like
a Chipotle burrito if they wrapped them in brown tortillas.

You finish up with a smile on your face and a little pep in your step.

God those are great
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:55 PM   #2
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:58 PM   #3
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shitgoose, I had one of those at work today. It took 2 flushes to clean the brown out of the water. I felt like a million bucks afterwards as well.
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:59 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:00 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:01 PM   #6
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:02 PM   #7
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What i've been waiting for for atleast 2 months is a good solid log that leaves no trace of itself, the kind where you could strap up your pants without even considering the use of toilet paper.

But nope, its been nothing but a greasy mess lately, i've probably deforested half of Brazil in the last two months.
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:06 PM   #8
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Old 06-18-2013, 05:50 PM   #9
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Old 06-18-2013, 06:05 PM   #10
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What i've been waiting for for atleast 2 months is a good solid log that leaves no trace of itself, the kind where you could strap up your pants without even considering the use of toilet paper.

But nope, its been nothing but a greasy mess lately, i've probably deforested half of Brazil in the last two months.
Oh man, those are the best. It usually makes me happy enough that I want to tell someone about it, but unfortunately it's a topic that people avoid talking about outside of anonymous forums.
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Old 06-18-2013, 06:16 PM   #11
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Old 06-18-2013, 06:17 PM   #12
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Old 06-18-2013, 06:19 PM   #13
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Oh man, those are the best. It usually makes me happy enough that I want to tell someone about it, but unfortunately it's a topic that people avoid talking about outside of anonymous forums.
Mrs. Shitgoose gets a play by play ken burns style descript of my bowl movements. Sometimes I wait till she's in the shower before I drop the kids off. That's her favorite lol
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Old 06-18-2013, 08:58 PM   #14
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:31 PM   #15
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