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Old 06-20-2013, 06:38 AM  
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Is anyone on here bigger than me???

I'm 9 inches down there.

The last chick I banged said I should do porn . I'm seriously considering it but dont know how to get my foot in the door

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Old 06-20-2013, 08:09 AM   #16
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I hate when I step on mine in the shower, so annoying. Usually I throw it over my shoulder so I avoid that but some days I forget to and end up stepping on it. Really sucks
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:11 AM   #17
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hmm that doesnt sound like a bad idea. Thanks
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:12 AM   #18
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:13 AM   #19
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What the **** is this?
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:14 AM   #20
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Go watch MTV's True Life: I'm a Porn star.

I somehow caught this at one point and it was very informative about that lifestyle.
It's not as easy as you think.
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:15 AM   #21
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The proper question was probably if anyone on here was not bigger than you...
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:16 AM   #22
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:16 AM   #23
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I can get you in touch with some producers in Australia and New Zealand. A couple of questions, though... how do you feel about lanolin, and are you allergic to wool?
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:17 AM   #24
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:23 AM   #25
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:24 AM   #26
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initially I thought this was a thread about him getting sucked up in some vortex and placing him in Australia .
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:33 AM   #27
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:35 AM   #28
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Yeah bud, I do measure at 9 inches down there. However, 9 inches isn't the length of it. My ol' elephant trunk has a diameter of 9 inches on the shaft. You have a long, hard road ahead of you if you ever want to catch up with me, bub.
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:37 AM   #29
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sounds like a bunch of you guys are measuring from the asshole out.
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Old 06-20-2013, 08:37 AM   #30
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