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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
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72. patteeu (by frazod)
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71. Bob Dole
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70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
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69.Setsuna (by rico)
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68. Burt (by J Diddy)
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67. petez28 (by PGM)
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:27 AM   #871
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JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.
Hooray! Someone here is a big boy that can engage his brain.
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:45 AM   #872
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68. Hootie.

Hootie fancies himself the greatest thing to evar happen to Chiefs Planet. I suppose if you consider getting an eternal STD that can never be treated or cured "great", then yes; he's the greatest. Hootie constantly regales this board with stories of drunken, fratty douchiness that lead me to believe there will be two possible outcomes in his immediate future:
1) Going to prison for rape and/or ending up a homeless alchoholic. Or,

2) Actually growing up, admitting he has a problem, and attending some 12 step meetings in an effort to salvage what is left of his miserable, roofie-dispensing life.

As a result of their mutual distaste for yours truly, Hootie has fallen in to the good graces of his new buddy Dane "Douche of the Year" McCloud. So Hootie has, in a very warped way, increased his social standing and buddy list on CP. Perhaps Dane and Hootie can meet together in Hollywood someday, where Dane can show Hootie around the "biz"(in Dane's case; how to properly fetch coffee for some Hollywood big-wig), and Hootie can teach Dane the fine art of narcotics administration to underage girls.
Dane might however want to equip the guest house with cheap, plastic lawn furniture for this epic, "two turds in a puchbowl" get-together.

Cons: Has sex with women/girls, and there's a good chance a bastard offspring might result, thereby dumbing down an already precarious social-balance in this Nation.

Pro's: Is constantly banned for his dumbassery, thereby giving CP a much-needed vacation from all things Hootie.

Outlook: will probably continue to be a raging CP-parasite until the local authorities catch on to his clubbing antics, and shove a few well-placed nightsticks up his ass.
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:47 AM   #873
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JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.
You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:47 AM   #874
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I know...We already have a 68!!!! He's 66.
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:48 AM   #875
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:51 AM   #876
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You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.
Pat, in our society, if you murder, rob, cheat, etc., you may go to jail. If you get out, and you do a crime as petty as shoplifting a snickers bar, you may go back to jail. Why? Because you are a repeat offender. Hootie was banned several times, returned, and pushed the mods buttons over and over. I don't see why you can't comprehend this. He was told he was on a short leash, and he spends half his posts banging on mods.

If I was told to behave, the LAST thing I'd do is go about pissing off the mods. That isn't how life works, so why should it work here?
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:55 AM   #877
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Pat, in our society, if you murder, rob, cheat, etc., you may go to jail. If you get out, and you do a crime as petty as shoplifting a snickers bar, you may go back to jail. Why? Because you are a repeat offender. Hootie was banned several times, returned, and pushed the mods buttons over and over. I don't see why you can't comprehend this. He was told he was on a short leash, and he spends half his posts banging on mods.

If I was told to behave, the LAST thing I'd do is go about pissing off the mods. That isn't how life works, so why should it work here?
So what did he do since this thread was started that justified a ban, even if you accept the dubious proposition that he should be subjected to special short leash rules?
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:58 AM   #878
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Terrible.
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Old 07-01-2013, 11:59 AM   #879
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You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.
Beats me, wasn't around when it happened. I asked last night and no one has so much as pointed me in the direction of the related thread. What I do know is that it isn't the first time. There is a pattern there. And when compared to myself, or any of the numerous other members who have not been banned, that pattern tells you it is that specific poster and not the moderators.

My point was not only relevant but, dead on. I don't get banned because I stay with in the rules of the community. Hootie is repeatefly banned. I'm going to go out on a limb and say for taking the exact opposite approach.
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It is here. Now get in the damn thread....NOW
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:04 PM   #881
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So what did he do since this thread was started that justified a ban, even if you accept the dubious proposition that he should be subjected to special short leash rules?
First off, he even admitted that he was given a short leash upon his return, and that he agreed to it. In this post, he's spend the last several days of his existence here banging on a mod. You can hate your boss, teacher, cops, judges, etc., but when you are given a second (or 3rd at least), chance by said mod, you don't go running your mouth off to him. Plain and simple.
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:06 PM   #882
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Looked like he wanted this to happen TBH
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:09 PM   #883
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Looked like he wanted this to happen TBH
Hootie is an idiot-savant. He wanted to get his ban in before camp, preseason, and the regular season begin.

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Old 07-01-2013, 12:28 PM   #884
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Beats me, wasn't around when it happened. I asked last night and no one has so much as pointed me in the direction of the related thread.
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What I do know is that it isn't the first time. There is a pattern there. And when compared to myself, or any of the numerous other members who have not been banned, that pattern tells you it is that specific poster and not the moderators.

My point was not only relevant but, dead on. I don't get banned because I stay with in the rules of the community. Hootie is repeatefly banned. I'm going to go out on a limb and say for taking the exact opposite approach.
No, it was pretty irrelevant. There are plenty of ways to be a good poster. Being a moderator ass kisser who never says anything controversial or interesting, for example, would be one way to never be in danger of getting banned. We have room for posters like that here, but this message board would suck if everyone fit that description. There are lots of other ways to never risk a ban that can make for a fine poster, but they aren't the only ways to be a good poster. Voicing unpopular opinions and refusing to bow to the majority here puts you at risk of being banned (as memyselfi's experience illustrates), for example.

So again, speaking of staying within the rules of the community, what rule was it that Hootie broke? You don't have any idea, but that's not stopping you from being sure that Hootie is the guy at fault here. Brilliant.
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:32 PM   #885
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First off, he even admitted that he was given a short leash upon his return, and that he agreed to it. In this post, he's spend the last several days of his existence here banging on a mod. You can hate your boss, teacher, cops, judges, etc., but when you are given a second (or 3rd at least), chance by said mod, you don't go running your mouth off to him. Plain and simple.
OK, so you're saying that Phobia just didn't like how Hootie was speaking to him? Sorry, but that's extremely lame. I don't care what the rules are when dealing with bosses, teachers, cops, and judges IRL, that's a lame rule for a place like ChiefsPlanet.

Hootie offered several times to agree to mutually ignore Phobia, but Phobia refused. Phobia couldn't step away from Hootie. He had to prove his dominance instead. It was nothing but a power trip. A guy like that shouldn't be a moderator here. I know he's a friend of yours, but he doesn't really deserve respect or any benefit of the doubt for this episode. He got his feathers ruffled and banned a guy who he personally doesn't like and who hadn't been breaking any real rules since the day he came back.
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