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Old 06-30-2013, 09:23 PM  
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How News Is Reported
How News Is Reported – 2 Minute Clip

June 30th, 2013



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Charlie Brooker newswipe BBC

lame-stream media:

ABC = All Bullshit Channel
AP = Associated Propaganda
CBS = See BS
FOX = Full of Xenophobia
BBC = British Brainwashing Corporation
CNN = Crap Not News
NBC = Nothing But Crap
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Old 06-30-2013, 09:41 PM   #2
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:38 AM   #3
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I hope they said, "Scrubbed out by editors."

The government limits American foreign news reporters in what they may report in certain situations, especially in relation to events in the Middle East.

So I read...
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Old 07-01-2013, 01:07 AM   #4
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It's degenerated from there, Colbert and TDS both had great takedowns of the news.

In the TDS piece Jon Oliver just kept getting more and more incredulous of the dude going to Moscow. Hours on end of people just saying they don't know shit about what's going on. Even running a picture of the empty seat on the flight had a ticket for but didn't get on.

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Colbert talked about the conversion of the past few years from thruthiness to thruthi-news. Basically the news is telling you WANT hear, with various partisan outlets to keep us in respective cocoons. They they ask you twitter what you think. Then telling you back your own opinions. Ended with the idea of future news with just be a mirror with a newscrawl at the bottom.

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Old 07-01-2013, 07:28 AM   #5
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I disagree with CNN

CNN= Celebrity News Channel
or Courtroom News Channel

/we now bring you back to live action inside the courtroom where we will stay for the next three hours
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This is an actual article from CNBC:

Cap'n Crunch Answers 'Mutinous Rumblings' Published: Thursday, 27 Jun 2013 | 9:26 AM ET
By: Scott Stump

After being accused of being a mere commander, Cap'n Crunch has finally addressed the "mutinous rumblings" and "ridiculous accusations" about his rank.

The cartoon cereal spokesman has been defending himself ever since a discerning cereal lover claimed that he is not a captain at all, but a commander. Navy captains wear four stripes on their uniforms, not the three that Cap'n Crunch sports, which is equivalent to the rank of commander. This year marks the 50th anniversary of Cap'n Crunch cereal, yet this is the first time there have been questions about the iconic pitchman's rank.

In his weekly edition of "The Cap'n Crunch Show'' cartoon posted on YouTube late Tuesday, he held a "press conference'' to clear everything up. The description under the video reads, "The Cap'n stands tall on the mutinous rumblings regarding his rank."

"I stand before you today to answer the ridiculous accusations leveled against me by certain Swift-boating talk-show host rivals that I, Cap'n Crunch, am not a real cap'n!'' he says in the video.

The Cap'n, whose full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, then goes on to point out a few other discrepancies in his appearance that might make people want to lighten up about being sticklers for the number of his stripes on his uniform.

"You may have noticed a few other things about me,'' he says. "I have four fingers. My first mate's a dog. My eyebrows are attached to my hat, for crunch sake!" He's got a point.

Pepsico-owned Quaker, the maker of the cereal, has stood by its cap'n.

"We don't feel [the fourth stripe is] necessary—the Cap'n is after all a Cap'n, as he mans the S.S. Guppy," a representative told TODAY.com earlier this month. "And it's the crunch, not the clothes, that make the man!"



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