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Old 07-11-2013, 12:46 AM  
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-- My car's timing chain snapped two weeks ago

The Audi's timing chain went about two weeks ago - Oddly it happened after the dealer had it (the next morning from getting it back, actually) - It really doesn't matter - you have no legs vs. a dealer and besides they'd have to dissect the engine to access that area. So in this case I actually do think it was just a mere coincidence.

Anyhow; ?? I'm wondering if anyone has recovered a vehicle from this timing chain issue ?? - again it's an 06 Audi A4 3.2

I bought a really fast vehicle & all - but black'ey can't be buried yet.

anyone else gone through this? I forget the details regarding the engine's structural assembly. There are two types - one where you're basically in a repairable situation or two - you're ****ed.

Help

Please....
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:18 PM   #76
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Your wife has a nice car.

What do you drive?


At least he isn't driving a Mini or a VW Beetle (with a flower on the dash).
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:19 PM   #77
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I'm just bored so giving you shit.

I drive a Forester so definitely don't have room to cast stones.




I did always consider Fox body Mustangs to be chick cars, though.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:23 PM   #78
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well Red, that sux. Plain and simple.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:24 PM   #79
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Nope.
Don’t necessarily blame you, the rest of the show isn’t worth sitting through just to see some Morisa boobage. Probably some screen shots on teh interwebs if one were inclined to search.

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Of course they are, although I'm biased toward Triumphs.
I bought a Triumph Spitfire when I got out of the Army just because I’d always wanted one. And being me I couldn’t leave it alone so I gave the engine a cam, intake, carb, ignition system, header and exhaust then started going through bearings on the rear end. I was about to go through the rear end for a second time when I read the number that completely soured me for working on it any further.
56. That’s how much horsepower they made stock. 56. All the time I spent hopping it up gave it maybe a 10-15% HP increase and that was too much for the spindly little rear end.
I’ll never waste money on a British car again.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:27 PM   #80
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let's just say that I was very pleased with her in that movie

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Old 07-11-2013, 02:28 PM   #81
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Hate on my car as much as you want, I am in love with it.
I was more making fun of Simply Red and what I expected his attitude to be towards a Mustang.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:29 PM   #82
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Don’t necessarily blame you, the rest of the show isn’t worth sitting through just to see some Morisa boobage. Probably some screen shots on teh interwebs if one were inclined to search.
I already did. I shouted your name when, well, you know...

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I bought a Triumph Spitfire when I got out of the Army just because I’d always wanted one. And being me I couldn’t leave it alone so I gave the engine a cam, intake, carb, ignition system, header and exhaust then started going through bearings on the rear end. I was about to go through the rear end for a second time when I read the number that completely soured me for working on it any further.
56. That’s how much horsepower they made stock. 56. All the time I spent hopping it up gave it maybe a 10-15% HP increase and that was too much for the spindly little rear end.
I’ll never waste money on a British car again.
Yeah, I went through two diffs in my Spit. BANG! DUNG, DUNG, DUNG.

Perhaps my funniest moment was when I had the hood forward (sure you know what I mean) and had the motor running. I heard a weird noise and looked down. The oil pressure sensor had failed catastrophically and oil was just flying out of the hole. I had more issues with electrics than anything else. Surely you know the joke about why Englishmen drink warm beer, right?
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:33 PM   #83
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I mean, that's what I do. Literally.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:34 PM   #84
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That’s OK, she too shouts my name when, well, you know….

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I had more issues with electrics than anything else.
Positive ground system? Mine was already converted when I bought it.

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Surely you know the joke about why Englishmen drink warm beer, right?
New one on me, wussup?
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:39 PM   #85
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I'm just bored so giving you shit.

I drive a Forester so definitely don't have room to cast stones.




I did always consider Fox body Mustangs to be chick cars, though.
I'm just ****ing around too. Seriously though, and I mean this, my wife drives a Stratus.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:39 PM   #86
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That’s OK, she too shouts my name when, well, you know….


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Positive ground system? Mine was already converted when I bought it.
Not really. Just had horrible luck overall. Alternators, headlights, and so on. Almost every week.

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New one on me, wussup?
Because they have Lucas refrigerators.

There was also another one that the part guys liked to tell me. Something about a guy driving a Spit pulling over to help a stranded lady. Her car had lost a bolt holding some part on and she asked if he had one. He went back to his Spit, shook it really hard and then found the right bolt out of all the ones that fell out.
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Old 07-11-2013, 02:40 PM   #87
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I was more making fun of Simply Red and what I expected his attitude to be towards a Mustang.
Yeah, I just assumed we were all playing around. With each other. /ihopenohomo
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