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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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Late night bullshit: ChiefsPlanet Dungeons & Dragons

There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:08 PM   #16
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:10 PM   #17
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:11 PM   #18
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:14 PM   #19
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I want the Chiefs to draft a ****ing franchise QB sometime before the next presidential election.

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:14 PM   #20
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I refuse to play d&d without polyhedral dice.
That's a 2 out of 20...

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:15 PM   #21
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six win season.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:16 PM   #22
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:16 PM   #23
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i'd like to watch luv play a softball game to she if she got game.
Oh man. You'll have to be free tonight, and have been fortunate enough for luv to be on a softball team.

Hard to tell what the difficulty of this is. I'll put it at a square 12. The stars kinda need to align on this.

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You have successfully secured a comfortable seat on a bleacher in Springfield, just as luv is taking the field for a beer league softball game.

As it turns out, her game is modest. She's not exactly rapturing your attention, but then again she isn't shitting herself out there, either.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:17 PM   #24
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Avoiding syphilis in a back alley whorehouse is pretty difficult. Would probably require a 14 out of 20.

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The good news: you got some.

The bad news: Google "syphilis."

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:18 PM   #25
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I want the Chiefs to draft a ****ing franchise QB sometime before the next presidential election.

My frustration and anger is at 4328
Unfortunately, this is out of your (and thus my) control.

However, according to my latest roll of the dice, you have successfully wanted this to happen...
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:19 PM   #26
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:21 PM   #28
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:21 PM   #29
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You might. What kind of weapon do you desire? What kind of coin are you carrying?

Ah, **** it. Let's keep this simple.

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:22 PM   #30
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I was about to suggest SR.

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