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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:23 PM   #31
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Using my natural elven abilities, I am checking this thread for traps. (please roll a 6 sided die. A result of 1 or 2 means I have succeeded)
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***3***

I'm sorry. You have done your job diligently, but there remain traps in this thread that you have yet to detect.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:23 PM   #32
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Oh man. You'll have to be free tonight, and have been fortunate enough for luv to be on a softball team.

Hard to tell what the difficulty of this is. I'll put it at a square 12. The stars kinda need to align on this.

***17***

You have successfully secured a comfortable seat on a bleacher in Springfield, just as luv is taking the field for a beer league softball game.

As it turns out, her game is modest. She's not exactly rapturing your attention, but then again she isn't shitting herself out there, either.
well heck - how is luv's team overall - strengths? weakness? ranking? Does luv have any dingers? What do they sell to eat there? .. I'm starving and low on stamina. What's her team's name?
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:24 PM   #33
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since i'm in Springfield - i'd like to approach Mohillbilly's house with this to protect myself - how much is this new age trident?

That trident is not for sale.

Get out of here. I have no patience for metrosexuals with semiautomatic weapons.

It's not safe.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:25 PM   #34
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I seek allies to enter a quest for the Fountain of Sulfa, in the land of Cenipillin.
I'm good with this here. I'd like to visit my wizard old time friend, prior. I need his wisdom before our travels.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:26 PM   #35
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well heck - how is luv's team overall - strengths? weakness? ranking? Does luv have any dingers? What do they sell to eat there? .. I'm starving and low on stamina. What's her team's name?
Her team's alright. She's about par for their talent level.

They're weak-armed in the outfield, unfortunately. Luv is completely healthy, however.

They only sell a paste at this particular ball park for food, a lot like astronaut's food. It is low on flavor but high on nutrients. It can only be ingested anally... just so you know.

I do not know what her team name is.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:26 PM   #36
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That trident is not for sale.

Get out of here. I have no patience for metrosexuals with semiautomatic weapons.

It's not safe.
Gosh Dammit!
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:27 PM   #37
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I'm good with this here. I'd like to visit my wizard old time friend, prior. I need his wisdom before our travels.
I'm not sure what this means, but I'm going to interpret it as meaning you are traveling with Rain Man and an unnamed wizard.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:29 PM   #38
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(Done.)

***3***

I'm sorry. You have done your job diligently, but there remain traps in this thread that you have yet to detect.
Convinced this is Hootie's fault, I put on my +3 vorpal steel toed boots of nut removal and kick Hootie in the junk. (result of my action please)
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:32 PM   #39
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I'm not sure what this means, but I'm going to interpret it as meaning you are traveling with Rain Man and an unnamed wizard.
i'm going to see the wizard - he's offering up his wisdom - lands to avoid - berries to not eat. He live's in an invisible mountain range and his name is Shelvvandolch Nellsiddl. He makes the mountains visable as I approach, however I'm the only one who can see them. He's nestled in a spot only I know. For I'm his 'chosen one' his warrior in armor - I'm the one that will make the difference when the thread is complete and we've all taken our journeys.

There is nothing more real than this moment right here. & I'm the one to watch out for.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:33 PM   #40
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Convinced this is Hootie's fault, I put on my +3 vorpal steel toed boots of nut removal and kick Hootie in the junk. (result of my action please)
Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

***7***

Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:34 PM   #42
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i'm going to see the wizard - he's offering up his wisdom - lands to avoid - berries to not eat. He live's in an invisible mountain range and his name is Shelvvandolch Nellsiddl. He makes the mountains visable as I approach, however I'm the only one who can see them. He's nestled in a spot only I know. For I'm his 'chosen one' his warrior in armor - I'm the one that will make the difference when the thread is completed and we've all taken our journeys.

There is nothing more real than this moment right here. & I'm the one to watch out for.
I have the weirdest boner.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:36 PM   #43
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Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

***7***

Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.

i thought that was cute.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:37 PM   #44
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Oh man. This is tough. Hootie is pretty quick, and he'll likely drop his pants anyway to avert a physical confrontation -- because that actually works.

However, based on your resolve and your eminently powerful boots, it all equalizes to about an 8 out of 20.

***7***

Unbelievable. You took a royal swing but Hootie's too ****ing quick.

You did give him a wicked Charlie horse in his thigh, however. Hootie writhes on the ground as he struggles to get to his knees.

"Your outlook for 2014 is going to be SHIT," he whines.


While Hootie is still writing on the ground I teleport from the area, in hopes of meeting up with a group of hearty adventurers such as myself. Perhaps a warrior carrying an automatic weapon and man in search of a wizard.
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