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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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Late night bullshit: ChiefsPlanet Dungeons & Dragons

There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:41 PM   #46
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #47
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #48
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
If only there were a Cleric nearby ...
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:44 PM   #49
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I want to have sex with a random chick tonight.
Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:48 PM   #50
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
I can't heal shit, unfortunately. I am the Dungeon Master.

But like I said, let's keep this simple.

***16***

You are brought back to near-full strength. You can run just as fast, punch just as hard, and all your tactical thinking remains sharp.

Unfortunately, since I rolled a 16, you still do have one weakness left. You now suffer from PTSD.

While you are a formidable warrior, any loud, sudden sounds that you are not expecting cause you to weep openly.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:49 PM   #51
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #52
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #53
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I don't know your personal history with him, but I find you very likeable. But I know Phobia is prickly.

This is a walk in the park, still. A 5 out of 20 gets this done.

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Phobia is at your doorstep.

He's got a bouquet of petunias. I think he means to seduce you.

Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:52 PM   #54
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Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:55 PM   #55
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Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?
He does not.

He's only got one thing on his mind. And it's that sweet, sweet ass.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:56 PM   #56
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can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:58 PM   #57
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can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
You have successfully eaten steak and potatoes.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:03 PM   #58
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You have successfully eaten steak and potatoes.
Still no word from Rainman, so I guess I'm off.

I will now go to Berlin and hand-deliver The Techno Viking my scroll outlining my interests in electronica dating back to 1990. Don't worry, I burned the paper ends to make it antiqued.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:16 PM   #59
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I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:26 PM   #60
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I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?
You've given me no reason to believe that he will.

Continue riding on, brother.
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