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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:07 AM   #76
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I'll use my electronics expertise to shunt the bracelet off onto his pet gorilla, Fran. Allowing him freedom to execute his plan. I am perfectly willing to cut off his foot if necessary.
Electronics expertise gives you a leg up -- no pun intended -- on this delicate procedure. I'll give you a difficulty of 7.

***9***

You have successfully removed the devise, ostensibly freeing up Clay on his future endeavors outside of Oklahoma so long as he doesn't run afoul of authorities put him back on the grid.

Unfortunately, with only a 9, it seems like Fran was having none of your bullshit. Fran (who for some reason Clay felt comfortable bringing on a highly challenging mission of kidnapping and false imprisonment), has scurried off.

Fortunately, that's PETA's problem. Clay's problem is an ankle bracelet that's going to appear as stationary and eventually raise some suspicions should it not exhibit typical moving-around behaviors.

Which means that you either need a contingency plans, or Clay needs to stay deep in the shadows on his quest.
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:11 AM   #77
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Electronics expertise gives you a leg up -- no pun intended -- on this delicate procedure. I'll give you a difficulty of 7.

***9***

You have successfully removed the devise, ostensibly freeing up Clay on his future endeavors outside of Oklahoma so long as he doesn't run afoul of authorities put him back on the grid.

Unfortunately, with only a 9, it seems like Fran was having none of your bullshit. Fran (who for some reason Clay felt comfortable bringing on a highly challenging mission of kidnapping and false imprisonment), has scurried off.

Fortunately, that's PETA's problem. Clay's problem is an ankle bracelet that's going to appear as stationary and eventually raise some suspicions should it not exhibit typical moving-around behaviors.

Which means that you either need a contingency plans, or Clay needs to stay deep in the shadows on his quest.
Screw Clay, he can complete his quest on his own.. I will give him some parting advice... at least tie the bracelet to a cat or somesuch.

OK, I did my part! I'm off to join whatever quest Nightfyre is on.
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:22 AM   #78
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:30 AM   #79
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Well, my cow plan sort of flopped. Oh wait, it appears that they are building a giant wooden rabbit!
SWEET! (although I was hoping for a badger)
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:05 AM   #80
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:49 AM   #81
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Old 07-12-2013, 02:05 AM   #82
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Old 07-12-2013, 02:14 AM   #84
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Old 07-12-2013, 02:59 AM   #85
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

As you consider actually getting off your couch, putting some pants on, logging off ChiefsPlanet and actually going somewhere where women might be, you pathetically elect to remain on your couch, sweating through your boxer-briefs, scrolling ChiefsPlanet as your laptop slowly heats your crotch into a useless, shapeless goo.
How did you roll a "2" on three six sided dice?
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:04 AM   #86
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How did you roll a "2" on three six sided dice?
20-sided die.
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:10 AM   #87
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Seeing how you're just some kid in Texas, you're going to need a 20.

***10***

That went about how I expected it to.

On your way up I-44, you hit a cop car when texting distracts you off the road.

The cop finds rope, burlap, a passport, a crate, and a topographical map of the Yangtze.

Your items have been confiscated, your car impounded, and you reside in a jail somewhere northeast of Tulsa, Oklahoma.
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:11 AM   #88
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20-sided die.
Read the OP again, dumbass. /milkman

It's impossible to roll a "2" or a "20" on three six sided die.
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:26 AM   #89
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Read the OP again, dumbass. /milkman

It's impossible to roll a "2" or a "20" on three six sided die.
He changed the die on page one.
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Old 07-12-2013, 06:26 AM   #90
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