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Old 07-11-2013, 09:59 PM  
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My girlfriend backed out of my driveway and overshot the street (it's a narrow rural street). She accidentally ran over some ornamental long grass in the neighbor's yard. This happened Sunday and today the neighbor came over and wanted an apology and money for reparations. To shut her up I gave her $15 and went on my way.

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:36 PM   #16
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Honestly, I would have apologized and offered to fix the landscaping from the very beginning. Repairing it won't take much time or money and since it was your girlfriend's fault, I think it's the right thing to do.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:39 PM   #17
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Honestly, I would have apologized and offered to fix the landscaping from the very beginning. Repairing it won't take much time or money and since it was your girlfriend's fault, I think it's the right thing to do.
How do you repair flattened grass?
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:43 PM   #18
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:46 PM   #19
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:46 PM   #20
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:47 PM   #21
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #22
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:51 PM   #23
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:51 PM   #24
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How do you repair flattened grass?
Well, if it's ruined, I'd plant more. I assume it's similar to the ornamental grass I have around my patio.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:24 PM   #25
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The neighbor is ancient. I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.
Dude if she was ancient you should have told her you'd pay her tomorrow...then when she comes back tomorrow you insist that you paid her the day before already!!!
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