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Old 07-11-2013, 10:59 PM  
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What would you do?

My girlfriend backed out of my driveway and overshot the street (it's a narrow rural street). She accidentally ran over some ornamental long grass in the neighbor's yard. This happened Sunday and today the neighbor came over and wanted an apology and money for reparations. To shut her up I gave her $15 and went on my way.

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Old 07-12-2013, 12:51 AM   #31
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Old 07-12-2013, 01:34 AM   #32
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Well, if it's ruined, I'd plant more. I assume it's similar to the ornamental grass I have around my patio.
Ancient lady must have been too fat?
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Old 07-12-2013, 02:14 AM   #33
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Ancient lady must have been too fat?
Lmao poor Omaha.
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Old 07-12-2013, 09:01 AM   #34
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How do you repair flattened grass?
feed it so it gets nice and plump/fat.
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Old 07-12-2013, 09:34 AM   #35
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You're just lucky she isn't a member of the Planet. Judging from the TSHTF thread you (or your girlfriend--or both) should of been shot with a high caliber assault rifle for going onto her property. Your girlfriend could of been dumping flame throwing robot mice in an attempt to burn down her house and snuff her out into the open so you could raid her stockpiles of MREs.
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Old 07-12-2013, 09:48 AM   #36
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I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.
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Old 07-12-2013, 10:03 AM   #37
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The $15 you gave her wasn't necessary. You can't hardly kill the stuff. Cut it close to the ground and it'll take care of itself.
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Old 07-12-2013, 10:06 AM   #38
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