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Old 07-16-2013, 02:59 PM  
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My apartment's about to get smarter

Sweet! Now I can be even lazier (which is hard to do in a studio apartment). The property management company of the apartment complex I live in have been making "smart" apartments. The 2BR apartments across the breezeway from me already are. Or at least they all have keypad locks on the doors. Anyway, they contacted me to see if I was interested in paying a few dollars more per month in rent in order to get some really cool stuff. Hell yeah!

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Imagine communicating with your apartment by using a conveniently placed touchscreen within your home, or through your smart phone when you are on the go. Control your thermostat, lights, door locks and various other electronics with smart technology. Forgot to turn down your heat before you left for work? No problem! Just log into your apartment from your smart phone and it’s taken care of within seconds. Enjoy greater flexibility and increased piece of mind when you choose to lease a Smart Apartment. Call us today to discuss what a TLC Smart Apartment can do for you!
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Old 07-16-2013, 03:51 PM   #16
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Old 07-16-2013, 03:56 PM   #17
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Does your apartment tell your neighbor to and turn their music down?
I don't think so, but it would be nice if I could have it zap neighboring barking dogs at night.
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Old 07-16-2013, 03:57 PM   #18
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:14 PM   #19
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:22 PM   #20
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Does your apartment tell your neighbor to and turn their music down?
No. But for a few bucks extra, you can get an app that will let you turn their music down remotely.
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:52 PM   #21
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Just ignore that touchscreen in your bathroom. Honestly, it doesn't have a 914 megapixel camera hidden in it and your pictures won't show up on the XXX amateur boobtube site.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:10 PM   #22
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I almost said no, just because it seemed pointless to have that control whenever I can take just a few steps in any direction and adjust whatever I need to adjust. It will be nice to unlock the door for someone if I'm frisky and I need them to feed my cat. That way, I don't have to worry about making extra keys or leaving my key for someone else only to have to get it back from them before I can go home. Thermostat might be helpful in saving a few dollars on my electricity bill. Basically, I'm getting it for the remote features. And it's really cool. I can also schedule maintenance from this touchpad. I can already do that via internet, though.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:27 PM   #23
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And here I thought she meant she was boning a doctor or something. Fail thread.
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #24
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I noticed you unlocked the door at 6am and started the coffee pot at 615am

Where were you last night

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Old 07-16-2013, 11:39 PM   #25
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For the sake of the maintenance guys at your complex I hope they have an agreement with a subcontractor to take care of this crap when it inevitably starts ****ing up.
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Old 07-17-2013, 01:12 AM   #26
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I posted your walk of shame on your facebook wall

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Old 07-17-2013, 01:29 AM   #27
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Old 07-17-2013, 02:40 AM   #28
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Old 07-17-2013, 02:40 PM   #29
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It's Springfield right?
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Old 07-17-2013, 04:12 PM   #30
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