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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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How long does it take you to poop?

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Old 07-26-2013, 12:36 PM   #31
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at least they stay outside the door. My wife opens the door, my son comes in, the cats come in, its a royal ****ing circus when I poop.

Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
I understand; we've known you are full of shit for some time now.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:36 PM   #32
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The act is usually around 1 minute or so plus wipe time. However, I tend to sit there a while and chillax.
You ever ghost poo at work?
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:36 PM   #33
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I'm not exactly sure, but it is longer than the timer on the automatic lights in the bathrooms at work.
Wow you've got automatic lights? Man, I need those EVERWHERE in the house. My wife just doesn't seem to get the concept that leaving the lights on in rooms that aren't being used is an unnecessary use of electricity that costs a lot of money.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:37 PM   #34
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You ever ghost poo at work?
Nope. I poop every day in the early morning before I run before work.

If I have to go at work, then something is wrong and I REALLY have to go bad. No ghosts then.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:39 PM   #35
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #36
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #37
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you waste 365 hours a year on poop?

wtf man?

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Old 07-26-2013, 12:41 PM   #38
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #39
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My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.

When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #40
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I'm not exactly sure, but it is longer than the timer on the automatic lights in the bathrooms at work.
we've got those auto lights in the shitter at work...there's a guy that sits in there and reads until the lights go off, so he hung a flashlight on the tp roll in his "special" stall. I always go in and steal the batteries out of it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #41
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #42
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Never taken a dump at work in 2+ years. Thought I would share.
**** that. I take a shit everyday at work. Sometimes even multiple times per day.

Im a clean shitter though. It usually doesn't smell bad nor does it linger.

If you guys are eating greasy, fattening foods all the time, i'd imagine it'd be pretty rancid.

Fast food shits are disgusting.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:44 PM   #43
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:45 PM   #44
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #45
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
Those are parasites.

You should look into that...
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