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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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How long does it take you to poop?

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Old 07-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #46
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I sit and poop. It takes less than two minutes. I run to the bathroom when I start to crown.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #47
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It me a long time. I will poop then I still have a little poop left to poop and the harder I try to poop the last little poop the longer it takes then I finally poop and I wipe but then I have to poop some more then I have to wipe again.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:47 PM   #48
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It me a long time. I will poop then I still have a little poop left to poop and the harder I try to poop the last little poop the longer it takes then I finally poop and I wipe but then I have to poop some more then I have to wipe again.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:48 PM   #49
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I sit and poop. It takes less than two minutes. I run to the bathroom when I start to crown.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:48 PM   #50
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**** that. I take a shit everyday at work. Sometimes even multiple times per day.

Im a clean shitter though. It usually doesn't smell bad nor does it linger.

If you guys are eating greasy, fattening foods all the time, i'd imagine it'd be pretty rancid.

Fast food shits are disgusting.
This. I used to be a home-field advantage guy until I realized I could be getting paid to poop.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:48 PM   #51
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Those are parasites.

You should look into that...
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:48 PM   #52
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90 seconds at the most. I shit around 3:30 pm everyday. has something to do with school getting out around that time, back when I was just a lil shit
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:49 PM   #53
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Not long. I want to punch people that sit in there for 20 minutes.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:52 PM   #54
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we've got those auto lights in the shitter at work...there's a guy that sits in there and reads until the lights go off, so he hung a flashlight on the tp roll in his "special" stall. I always go in and steal the batteries out of it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:53 PM   #55
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Less than a minute. I never really understood the whole magazines in the bathroom thing. I never understood how someone could really take so long that they needed a magazine to read.
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:53 PM   #56
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:55 PM   #57
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Around a minute. Since I've been on this clean eating diet, I'm producing nothing but long and slenders. Matter of fact, I'll occasionally get a long and slender, and I don't know if it's the bouyancy or what, but when they break free they'll brush against my butt cheek.
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Old 07-26-2013, 01:02 PM   #58
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less than a min. to poop but I stay on for a lil bit so the bidet can make my butthole nice and clean.
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Old 07-26-2013, 01:06 PM   #60
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Yeah, everyone takes a phone into the shitter with them. If you get "the call" you know you need to walk by the bathroom, open the door and wave your arm to trigger the light again. We've tried explaining that the timer is too short, but building management just isn't getting it.
we've got one of those guys too...screw him. I ain't helping him take his shit. he knows where his asshole is.
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