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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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How long does it take you to poop?

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Old 07-26-2013, 04:34 PM   #76
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Depends on how much coffee I've had.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:36 PM   #77
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I don't trust you turbo poopers. Slow down. Take your time. Make sure that thing is cleaned up. Visually check....
If it's a messy poop i just jump in the shower real quick.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:44 PM   #78
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Nope. I poop every day in the early morning before I run before work.

If I have to go at work, then something is wrong and I REALLY have to go bad. No ghosts then.
I meant moreso phantoming. Faking poo to get out of doing work. Some youngsters told me about doing it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 04:49 PM   #79
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:12 PM   #80
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:26 PM   #81
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:28 PM   #82
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:30 PM   #83
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:43 PM   #84
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:44 PM   #85
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
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Old 07-26-2013, 05:50 PM   #86
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:16 PM   #87
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.

That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one.
Are you still on the shitter?
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:23 PM   #88
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surprised a MOD hasn't changed big smoke's name to big poop.

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Old 07-26-2013, 06:25 PM   #89
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:38 PM   #90
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I have been pooping consistently - two out of ten are smooth-breakers. About 20 minutes ago i had the exploding shit meringue surprise. An exploding shit meringue surprise is when you think you have a promising log to dispose of and it turns out to be a detonated, inverted atomic ass bomb. Still somewhat satisfying though, i'm not going to lie about it.
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