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Old 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM  
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How long does it take you to poop?

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Old 07-26-2013, 06:40 PM   #91
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:52 PM   #92
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are you going to the J'ville game Cochise?
Probably, since I live here. But I have a group coming down from KC so I'll probably be with them.
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:12 PM   #93
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I used to poo only about 3 times a week.

now I'm able to knock one out every day and a half.
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:50 PM   #94
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:52 PM   #95
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
Try Metamucil or Citrucel, powder or pills.

It'll work wonders for you.
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:57 PM   #96
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:57 PM   #97
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Try Metamucil or Citrucel, powder or pills.

It'll work wonders for you.
I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:58 PM   #98
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I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.


holy shit.

when I was taking them, I noticed it said something ridiculous like taking 5 of them 3 times a day. screw that. I would down about 8 of them in the morning.
man, I was a walking fart machine.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:51 PM   #99
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I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.
The remedies I suggested are different.

They add "weight" to your stomach and bowels so that it becomes fully formed.

Don't go to Costco and buy 600 pills for $16 dollars, just go the local pharmacy and try two pills in the morning and two pills at night. After a few days, your body will begin to regulate itself and in a few weeks, you'll be golden. Then you can go to Costco and buy 300 pills for $17 dollars.

In the immortal words of Scott Pioli, "It's a process".

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Old 07-26-2013, 09:18 PM   #100
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:11 PM   #101
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I have awful guts. Usually it takes me 10-15 minutes to poop. I shit out a mixture of earthworms and foamy spoor.
If true, you have IBS
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:12 PM   #102
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:13 PM   #103
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The remedies I suggested are different.

They add "weight" to your stomach and bowels so that it becomes fully formed.

Don't go to Costco and buy 600 pills for $16 dollars, just go the local pharmacy and try two pills in the morning and two pills at night. After a few days, your body will begin to regulate itself and in a few weeks, you'll be golden. Then you can go to Costco and buy 300 pills for $17 dollars.

In the immortal words of Scott Pioli, "It's a process".


Clearly that phrase had to be viable for something. Didn't realize that it was true for, literally, shit.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:18 PM   #104
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Clearly that phrase had to be viable for something. Didn't realize that it was true for, literally, shit.
That's probably how the phrase was coined.

And it's actually less useful.
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:21 PM   #105
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I guess you missed the post where I said I have IBS.
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