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Old 07-26-2013, 08:12 PM  
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If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you?

Was talkin about this at work. If you could blow yourself (or munch yourself - for the ladies), would you do it? Try it? I said no but I didn't rule out maybe special occasions like my birthday or a Chiefs game winning TD.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:55 PM   #31
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?

If you want a 1/100th quality BJ, given by a mouth with no experience, then have at it.
Actually, no. 100% of the "handjobs" I've received have been terrible.

They're so rough. Like they're trying to start a chainsaw.
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:59 PM   #32
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:02 PM   #33
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:05 PM   #34
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No. I know where it has been.
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:08 PM   #35
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I think this topic came up before, and someone summarized the truth by asking how many people use their hands because they can reach it.
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:09 PM   #36
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:11 PM   #37
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:45 PM   #38
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:47 PM   #39
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:01 PM   #40
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:08 PM   #41
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:10 PM   #42
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:17 PM   #43
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"Alex Smith did, does, and will always suck"
I have to admit, posting in that thread and reading the replies is something akin to what I imagine self oral pleasure to be like.
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Old 07-27-2013, 07:00 AM   #44
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Old 07-27-2013, 09:45 AM   #45
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does not sound appealing
Neither does rubbing and pulling on a dick with a hand. Never has stopped anyone because the end result.

Anyone that pleasures themselves would undoubtedly do this as well. After all it is the end result we are after.
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