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Old 08-03-2013, 05:06 PM  
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Woman on first date plunges to her death off 17th-floor balcony

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New York (CNN) -- A 35-year-old woman on a first date plummeted to her death early Thursday morning when she fell from the balcony of her 17th floor New York City apartment.

Jennifer Rosoff went outside on her balcony around 12:50 a.m. Thursday to talk and smoke a cigarette with her date when the balcony's railing broke, according to police.

It's unclear whether Rosoff leaned on the balcony, causing it to give way.

She landed on a second-story construction scaffolding of the building and was pronounced dead at the scene, police said.

Rosoff's employer, online advertising startup TripleLift, released a statement expressing sorrow at the news of her death.

"We are all deeply saddened by the sudden and tragic loss of our dear friend and co-worker," the statement said. "Her tremendous energy and humor brought so much joy to the office."

Richard Dansereau, managing director of Stonehenge Management LLC, the company that manages the building, also released a statement.

"This is a tragedy, and our sincere condolences go out to the family and friends of Ms. Rosoff," he said. "We are cooperating fully with the investigation into the cause of this terrible accident."

A statement provided to CNN from the New York City Department of Buildings said the agency is investigating and issued a vacate order for all balconies in the building as a precaution.

According to her Linkedin profile, Rosoff worked as director of sales at TripleLift for the past five months and had previously held positions at The New Yorker, Conde Nast and Cosmopolitan magazine.
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:56 PM   #16
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:09 PM   #17
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Did you guys see the video from SD ComicCon where the stuntmen rescued the suicidal woman. Some crazy shit there....
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:11 PM   #18
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:12 PM   #19
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:14 PM   #20
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When I first read the story I figured she must be a fatty.

Not so much:

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Old 08-03-2013, 06:18 PM   #21
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I bet she was wild in bed.

I'm so sad.
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:23 PM   #22
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:23 PM   #23
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Wow, that is nuts. Good for those guys.

Drunk chick in the middle of the day upset over getting dumped. Usually that story ends with a tale of group sex and a case of the clap, not a suicide rescue.
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:24 PM   #24
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When I first read the story I figured she must be a fatty.

Not so much:

Very cute.

She had to have been drunk off her ass, seeing as how it was her balcony she was standing on.
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Old 08-03-2013, 06:47 PM   #25
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Old 08-03-2013, 07:06 PM   #27
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Old 08-03-2013, 07:08 PM   #28
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