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Old 08-11-2013, 04:24 PM  
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Old 08-12-2013, 03:43 PM   #16
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A man of faith once was told to jump off from a tall building. The argument was that if he was truly believing in God, God would protect him from harm. He simply replied that we shouldn't tempt God this way.
Tempt him how and why not?
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Old 08-12-2013, 03:45 PM   #17
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Tempt him how and why not?
Why do you assume God is male?
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Old 08-12-2013, 03:48 PM   #18
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Why do you assume God is male?
Just using the common reference. No assertion intended.
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Old 08-12-2013, 06:07 PM   #19
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Where? I think you misinterpret, he protects us spiritually. Most of the prophets were Murdered and many in horrible ways.
Just off the top of my head, He closed the waters of the Red Sea on the Pharaoh's army before they could massacre the Jews; He protected Daniel in the lion's den; and He protected Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the fire. I can't think of a passage in which He says outright, "I will keep you from getting your ass kicked," but there is at least of a precedent there, right?
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Old 08-12-2013, 06:08 PM   #20
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And why didn't these bozos just sell all of their stuff and buy some plane tickets? They have airports in Kiribati.
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Old 08-12-2013, 07:22 PM   #21
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Where? I think you misinterpret, he protects us spiritually. Most of the prophets were Murdered and many in horrible ways.
Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.”

Matthew says hey.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 08-12-2013, 10:44 PM   #22
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Just off the top of my head, He closed the waters of the Red Sea on the Pharaoh's army before they could massacre the Jews; He protected Daniel in the lion's den; and He protected Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the fire. I can't think of a passage in which He says outright, "I will keep you from getting your ass kicked," but there is at least of a precedent there, right?
God also protected Jonah while he was swallowed by a whale. He lived inside the whale for three days without being crushed or digested.

I know its true cause it says so in the bible. And if you say that makes no sense or isnt even possible, remember its not supposed to make sense, but if its in the bible its true.

I picture Jonah walking around inside the whale using a candle to see, and feeding off the scraps of food that hadnt been digested yet, maybe even finding enough debris to build a camp fire which would allow him to cook the food so he wouldnt get sick, then when he got tired of exploring he wrapped himself up in the whales tongue using it as a blanket like it was shown in the cartoons.

Imagine to live back then when God was all over the map, doing this doing that. . . fun times, now he never has any time to come out and kill the bad people like he used to. I figure he must be busy with his other creations in far away galaxies.
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:31 PM   #23
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Perhaps you're right. The Bible is certainly misinterpreted frequently, that could be it...
maybe you could post your citation, and enlighten us.....uneducated people


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Old 08-12-2013, 11:41 PM   #24
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:43 PM   #25
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:43 PM   #26
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And why didn't these bozos just sell all of their stuff and buy some plane tickets? They have airports in Kiribati.


That's probably how they bought that shitty boat.
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It's in the Bible.
Matthew 4:5-7 ESV

Then the devil took him to the holy city and set him on the pinnacle of the temple and said to him, “If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written, “‘He will command his angels concerning you,’ and “‘On their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone.’” Jesus said to him, “Again it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”
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Old 08-13-2013, 12:28 AM   #28
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Matthew 4:5-7 ESV

Then the devil took him to the holy city and set him on the pinnacle of the temple and said to him, “If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written, “‘He will command his angels concerning you,’ and “‘On their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone.’” Jesus said to him, “Again it is written, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”
That really is a sweet deal Jesus got for himself.

For some reason, this reminds me of the voter ID debate. Voter shows up, says who he is, and is asked for proof/ID. You shall not put a US citizen to the test! The lesson here is clear--if Jesus was showing up to vote, he would not show ID.
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That really is a sweet deal Jesus got for himself.

For some reason, this reminds me of the voter ID debate. Voter shows up, says who he is, and is asked for proof/ID. You shall not put a US citizen to the test! The lesson here is clear--if Jesus was showing up to vote, he would not show ID.
I'd bet he wouldn't vote. Caesar doesn't require it yet.
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Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.”

Matthew says hey.
Yes that is obviously not a literal reference.
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