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View Poll Results: What is your favorite profanity
**** 34 36.17%
Shit 8 8.51%
Piss 0 0%
**** 8 8.51%
one who sucks the penis 2 2.13%
Mother****er 16 17.02%
Tits 1 1.06%
Asshole 1 1.06%
Goddammit 3 3.19%
Bastard 1 1.06%
Bitch 2 2.13%
Sonofabitch 2 2.13%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Motherbitch 4 4.26%
Shit**** 0 0%
Dick 0 0%
Dickhead 1 1.06%
God**** 0 0%
Pussyass 0 0%
Slunt 1 1.06%
Slitch 0 0%
****slut 0 0%
Cockslut 1 1.06%
Shitass 3 3.19%
****ass 1 1.06%
Mother**** 2 2.13%
****-bastard 0 0%
God**** 0 0%
Pussy 1 1.06%
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:03 PM  
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What Is Your Favorite Profanity?

I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "one who sucks the penis". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer God****. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:36 PM   #31
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:36 PM   #32
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I try not to cuss.....but I'm pretty bad at not cussing some days.


A while back there was an incident on our farm. I was trimming the hooves on a pony and it bit my arm hard enough to draw blood. I guess my response was not family appropriate as I caught 6 big blue eyes about as big as they are capable of getting a few feet away in the truck window.

Brideowanian got out, came around and said "do you know what you just said".

the truth was, I had no idea what had happened the previous 30 seconds let alone the words. Aparently F-bomb-ass was part of it because one of the kids had asked her what that meant as she got out.

So....apparently in fits of pain induced rage, I make up new combinations of swear words.


I know a guy that is a very formal cusser and it always makes me laugh "That guy is a real Son of The bitch"
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:38 PM   #33
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:39 PM   #34
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The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:41 PM   #35
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:42 PM   #36
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:45 PM   #37
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:47 PM   #38
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:50 PM   #39
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:56 PM   #41
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:56 PM   #42
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I don't like it when I catch myself cussing in random conversation....it always comes off a little WT
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:59 PM   #43
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:08 PM   #44
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It's very close between shit and ****. Shit is incredibly versatile as it fits so well into other words. Bullshit, chickenshit, shithead, dipshit, etc. **** is great because it is so versatile in that it can be used as different parts of speech. "Oh ****, she ****ed him over because she was ****ed by him earlier, but she doesn't give a **** because she is ****ing in love with him, and she is a fine **** so the situation is ****ing crazy." I'm going to go with shit because I use it more often.
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:16 PM   #45
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