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View Poll Results: What is your favorite profanity
**** 34 36.17%
Shit 8 8.51%
Piss 0 0%
**** 8 8.51%
one who sucks the penis 2 2.13%
Mother****er 16 17.02%
Tits 1 1.06%
Asshole 1 1.06%
Goddammit 3 3.19%
Bastard 1 1.06%
Bitch 2 2.13%
Sonofabitch 2 2.13%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Sonofa**** 1 1.06%
Motherbitch 4 4.26%
Shit**** 0 0%
Dick 0 0%
Dickhead 1 1.06%
God**** 0 0%
Pussyass 0 0%
Slunt 1 1.06%
Slitch 0 0%
****slut 0 0%
Cockslut 1 1.06%
Shitass 3 3.19%
****ass 1 1.06%
Mother**** 2 2.13%
****-bastard 0 0%
God**** 0 0%
Pussy 1 1.06%
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Old 08-22-2013, 01:03 PM  
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What Is Your Favorite Profanity?

I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "one who sucks the penis". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer God****. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:26 PM   #46
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:35 PM   #47
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****. because it is so ****ing versatile.
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:35 PM   #48
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my go to noun:

piece of ****
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:39 PM   #49
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:55 PM   #50
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:41 PM   #51
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**** the ****ing ****ers.

I like how **** can be used as a noun, verb and adverb in a sentence.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:47 PM   #52
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Two of my favorites and neither listed:

F**king Scumbag

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Old 08-22-2013, 03:50 PM   #53
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:50 PM   #54
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I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:53 PM   #55
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I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.
A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:53 PM   #56
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****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:54 PM   #57
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:59 PM   #58
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:00 PM   #59
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A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.
Heh, i dunno... THORDAMMIT and BAALDAMMIT just don't feel right.

Gimme one that sounds good and it'll definitely go into my repertoire.
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