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Old 08-22-2013, 02:29 PM  
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:10 PM   #76
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:12 PM   #77
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Me thinks you should not be a parent. I've raised my kids and now I'm enjoying my grandkids. Shitty diapers and all, and yes, I would not trade it for ANYTHING in the world!
Shitty diapers aren't a problem, I was never bothered one bit by poop or puke or even the pee-stream boys do when you're wiping them and they don't announce they are about to pee. (Parents know what I'm talking about).


It's the transition to full responsibility that really slaps a lot of men hard. Not the super-dads on this board, but other dads. No free time, no more spending money, massive stress, sleep deprivation, and less time with the wife (esp romantically). Sorry but men who pretend that's all nothing but roses are just lying to Buehler45
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:13 PM   #78
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Shitty diapers aren't a problem, I was never bothered one bit by poop or puke or even the pee-stream boys do when you're wiping them and they don't announce they are about to pee. (Parents know what I'm talking about).


It's the transition to full responsibility that really slaps a lot of men hard. Not the super-dads on this board, but other dads. No free time, no more spending money, massive stress, sleep deprivation, and less time with the wife (esp romantically). Sorry but men who pretend that's all nothing but roses are just lying to Buehler45
Either your wife sucks at helping you out or you're just a huge vagina.

I have 3 ****ing kids......still have free time, spending money and get at least 6 hours of sleep generally.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:16 PM   #79
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:18 PM   #80
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:29 PM   #81
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Don't kill the baby.

If you stick to that, you'll be fine.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:31 PM   #82
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this for sure, and we are going through it at the present time. I was up feeding at 245 AM this morning
I've often suspected you were capable of producing breast milk.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:35 PM   #83
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The most solid advice I can give is, that if it is a boy, change the diaper quickly. Seriously.

If you lollygag, you're gonna get a blast of urine in the face. I recommend starting out now with a doll and trying to perfect the diaper change with all the speed of a NASCAR pit crew.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:37 PM   #84
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Either your wife sucks at helping you out or you're just a huge vagina.

I have 3 ****ing kids......still have free time, spending money and get at least 6 hours of sleep generally.
this.

I blow plenty of money on whatever the hell I want. Get at least 6 hours of sleep, and hang out when I want to. Its a give and take thing.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:37 PM   #85
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I've often suspected you were capable of producing breast milk.
Yeah we don't breast feed
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:39 PM   #86
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The most solid advice I can give is, that if it is a boy, change the diaper quickly. Seriously.

If you lollygag, you're gonna get a blast of urine in the face. I recommend starting out now with a doll and trying to perfect the diaper change with all the speed of a NASCAR pit crew.
Wife found that it quick. First boy.

I was smart enough to put a towel over that thing when the diaper was off lol
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But I wish I could produce breast milk. Sometimes I get really thirsty and there isn't a thing to drink...
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:41 PM   #89
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Wife found that it quick. First boy.

I was smart enough to put a towel over that thing when the diaper was off lol
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First diaper change my wife learned. To her defense it was her 3rd child and the other 2 were girls. She just stared at the rainbow stream like deer in the headlights until it caught her right in the face. At that point she tried, to no avail, to stop the water from rushing in.

Meanwhile, I had a stroke laughing so ****ing hard.
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Old 08-22-2013, 04:42 PM   #90
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But I wish I could produce breast milk. Sometimes I get really thirsty and there isn't a thing to drink...
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Man I'm really thirsty, think I'm gonna run down the hall and milk myself.
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