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Old 08-22-2013, 07:17 PM  
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Stanford University has revealed a new study that shows squatting is the proper and recommended way to go to the bathroom. What's more astonishing is that this study isn't new. According to Henry L. Bockus in Gastroenterology, the standard textbook on the subject:

"The ideal posture for defecation is the squatting position, with the thighs flexed upon the abdomen. In this way the capacity of the abdominal cavity is greatly diminished and intra-abdominal pressure increased, thus encouraging expulsion ...".

The reason is because of the puborectalis muscle. This muscle acts as a sling for your rectum and maintains continence. When we sit down on the toilet, the hold on the rectum is loosened, but only partially. In a squatting posture, the hold is completely relaxed, allowing for an easier release of your bowel

...Squatting is what humans (and most animals) have done for thousands of years before the invention of the modern toilet. Ailments such as constipation, hemorrhoids, and appendicitis have increased since the adaption of the modern toilet. Research shows that our bathroom posture plays a bigger role in these ailments than a lack of dietary fiber.
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Old 08-22-2013, 07:47 PM   #16
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Gimme a break...that's a bunch of shit.
You should give it a try. If it works, your name should be changed to ChiefButtcomfort
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:08 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:11 PM   #18
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:19 PM   #19
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:22 PM   #20
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I really, really didn't need to know that.

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Old 08-22-2013, 08:24 PM   #21
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The seat is closed! And if it were open he'd fall in... So yeah, that's a great idea!
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:29 PM   #22
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:31 PM   #23
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didn't you make a thread about this shit about a year ago?
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:33 PM   #24
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:36 PM   #25
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The seat is closed! And if it were open he'd fall in... So yeah, that's a great idea!
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