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Old 08-23-2013, 02:27 AM  
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Samurai sword holding/knife tossing man jumps mum's bf in argument over can of shrimp

August 20, 2013|By Jerriann Sullivan, Orlando Sentinel
A Samurai sword-wielding, knife-throwing Volusia County man attacked his mother's boyfriend over a missing can of shrimp Saturday morning, an arrest report said.

Jayson Laughman, 34, of Deltona used a sword to break down a door and threw kitchen knives at family members after his mother's boyfriend accused him of taking a can of shrimp, according to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.

Laughman told deputies he didn't remember everything that happened during the fight because he "went into code red and lost his temper," the report said.

Michael Airhart, 52, and Laughman had a "heated verbal argument" before agreeing to go outside and "engage in a physical fight" at the home they share located in the 700 block of North Firewood Drive at 8:30 a.m. Saturday.

Laughman threatened Airhart with a statue, but the fight outside did not escalate past that, according to the report.

Thinking the fight was over, Airhart returned to his bedroom with Laughman's mother.

The couple was watching television when Laughman started breaking through the bedroom door with a Samurai style metal sword, the report said.

Once inside the bedroom, Laughman made threats that he would use the sword to hurt Airhart, deputies say.

The couple was able to calm Laughman down and he left the room, but returned almost immediately and started throwing two kitchen knives at Airhart, deputies said.

Airhart was able to escape the bedroom through a sliding-glass door without being injured.

During the investigation, Laughman complained of chest pains. He was transported to Florida Fish Memorial Hospital, where deputies questioned him.

Although deputies arrested Laughman and charged him with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, he remains in the hospital.

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Old 08-23-2013, 02:28 AM   #2
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I go for canned tuna. I haven't tried the canned shrimp. Apparently it's very good as it holds some value in the world of manly physical confrontation/competition.
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Old 08-23-2013, 02:31 AM   #3
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Old 08-23-2013, 04:43 AM   #4
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I guess when you want shrimp, you want shrimp. Meth is a horrible drug.
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Old 08-23-2013, 05:14 AM   #5
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Old 08-23-2013, 05:19 AM   #6
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Wow, get up this morning and someone posts something about a can of shrimp.

Guess there's no point in looking for an explanation, it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.
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Old 08-23-2013, 05:25 AM   #7
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:31 AM   #8
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:54 AM   #10
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Well to be honest it was Oregon coast sustainably caught shrimp. So I can see the outrage.
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