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Old 09-06-2013, 08:26 PM  
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Late night bullshit: The last fight you had with your significant other.

Let's hear 'em.

I've got double-barrel positive rep guns available for well detailed stories, and I will find a way to rep you twice if you were the one in the wrong.

C'mon, folks. We're in relationships, and they're wonderful. They can also suck so much ass in the middle of the 50th ****ing fight about who's car we're taking across town.

There is no judgment in this thread. Only love for how stupid our relationships can sometimes be.

Let's get real for a ****ing change.
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:58 PM   #31
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Mine got upset because she was filling up her water bottle last night with our Brita filter and I knew she wasn't going to fill it up afterwards because she always leaves it empty. So as she's pouring I say, "fill that up when you're done, I'd like some cold water tomorrow." She then lays into me because I told her before I even gave her a chance to fill it up and tells me how I'm "always" directing how things work in the house. Mind you, every afternoon I come home the thing is near bone dry and when I go workout I need at least a liter in there.

Yea, sue me. I like cold water since I drink over a gallon a day and there ain't no ****ing cold tap water here in Phoenix.

Fill it up, bitch!
This time of year it's hard to get cold tap water for sure. I use my fridge tap.
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:59 PM   #32
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The last time we got in a fight it was over the fact that she takes these little tiny cups of sauces to work for her lunch and she gets home and she throws them in the ****ing sink without rinsing them out. These things sit in there for a few hours and it gets stuck on like concrete. I bitch about it to her and she flips shit on me like its my fault. I was like all im asking is for you to rinse the god damn thing out. Why can't women do simple tasks like this, turning lights off, shutting doors to the outside, etc.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:06 PM   #33
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This time of year it's hard to get cold tap water for sure. I use my fridge tap.
I'm too poor to have a fridge tap.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:08 PM   #34
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No worries, I got it covered. Had to lawyer the **** up. My boys get everything from me but I want to buy it myself. Just got them all new quads.
I can completely understand that. Don't have kids myself, but I know women use that money on themselves way to much.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:08 PM   #35
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I'm too poor to have a fridge tap.
I'm old school.

Ice cubes, mother****er.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:10 PM   #36
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I can completely understand that. Don't have kids myself, but I know women use that money on themselves way to much.
Thanks, you hit it on the head. I'll take care of them all including her but I'll do it my way.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:11 PM   #37
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I'm too poor to have a fridge tap.
You will on your next fridge. Standard issue now.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:12 PM   #38
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I'm old school.

Ice cubes, mother****er.
Phoenix is a whole different animal. I freeze water bottles to take on bike rides.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:12 PM   #39
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You will on your next fridge. Standard issue now.
How long until you think those fridges hit the Goodwill floor?
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:13 PM   #40
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:14 PM   #41
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How long until you think those fridges hit the Goodwill floor?
Now I bet. Or at least Craig's list.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:22 PM   #42
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:24 PM   #43
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I'm pretty sure I shared the story in a "getting caught" thread a few months ago.

I had to buy her a new ceiling fan. ... and we're no longer together.
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:30 PM   #44
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:33 PM   #45
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I'm pretty sure I shared the story in a "getting caught" thread a few months ago.

I had to buy her a new ceiling fan. ... and we're no longer together.
Im intrigued. Tell that story again..
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