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Old 09-06-2013, 09:26 PM  
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Late night bullshit: The last fight you had with your significant other.

Let's hear 'em.

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C'mon, folks. We're in relationships, and they're wonderful. They can also suck so much ass in the middle of the 50th ****ing fight about who's car we're taking across town.

There is no judgment in this thread. Only love for how stupid our relationships can sometimes be.

Let's get real for a ****ing change.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:02 AM   #46
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Jesus... that's the kinda shit that made me send my ex packing.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:12 AM   #47
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You're in. Need you to skim the pool and run the irrigation. After you do your homework.


You call a sprinkler system irrigation?
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:13 AM   #48
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The last time we got in a fight it was over the fact that she takes these little tiny cups of sauces to work for her lunch and she gets home and she throws them in the ****ing sink without rinsing them out. These things sit in there for a few hours and it gets stuck on like concrete. I bitch about it to her and she flips shit on me like its my fault. I was like all im asking is for you to rinse the god damn thing out. Why can't women do simple tasks like this, turning lights off, shutting doors to the outside, etc.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:16 AM   #49
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You call a sprinkler system irrigation?
My property was an citrus field, we have ramped burms and full irrigation. The yards flood 2 feet high. What's funny?
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:18 AM   #50
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I had been basically staying with a girl who worked nights. It was too long of a drive to take this bar whore back to my place so I figured wtf, I'll take her to the girlfriend's place while she's at work. HORRIBLE ****ing idea! It was hot and her face was a 2 so I had turned the ceiling fan on and lights off. Keep in mind this is one of those fans that go so fast you think they're going to fly off the ceiling and kill you. I wasn't watching the clock and unknown to me the girlfriend had came home for lunch. The bar whore was making some noise during some reverse cowgirl when the girlfriend comes busting through the door and attempts to jump up on the bed yelling. All I heard was her yelling and screaming come to a dead stop during a huge "thud thud thud" and her crash to the floor. She didn't just hit the ceiling fan, she had stuck her whole ****ing head in it and broke one of the wooden blades off. She was knocked out cold on the floor and blood was starting to run out of her forehead. As I try to stop the bleeding with a boner the drunken bar whore slurs out "is she dead?". Sitting in a waiting room of an emergency room with a furious and bleeding girlfriend you just got caught cheating on is not fun. To make it even better, while we were waiting for her forehead to numb the mother ****ing Dr. asked why she jumped on the bed with the fan on.

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Old 09-07-2013, 12:19 AM   #51
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My property was an citrus field, we have ramped burms and full irrigation. The yards flood 2 feet high. What's funny?
Well that's far more serious than a sprinkler system.

What are you watering?
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:22 AM   #52
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Well that's far more serious than a sprinkler system.

What are you watering?
Grass, believe it or not. And orange, lemon and lime trees. This is a harsh country with no rain. Got to water it. Most have rocks for yards. I grew up in the Midwest and won't have that.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:24 AM   #53
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Grass, believe it or not. And orange, lemon and lime trees. This is a harsh country with no rain. Got to water it. Most have rocks for yards. I grew up in the Midwest and won't have that.
I know about dry country. I'm there. Unfortunately I can't water all mine.

Is flood your only option? It's wildly inefficient. I can't even imagine how much evaporation loss you have.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:28 AM   #54
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I know about dry country. I'm there. Unfortunately I can't water all mine.

Is flood your only option? It's wildly inefficient. I can't even imagine how much evaporation loss you have.
I have sprinklers but the weather here requires a flood twice a month for the fruit to thrive. Strange, I know. It happens at night, usually 1 in the morning to avoid evap loss. When I first moved here it freaked me out. The cactus don't care but the trees do. Different in the winter, only once a month.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:31 AM   #55
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I have sprinklers but the weather here requires a flood twice a month for the fruit to thrive. Strange, I know. When I first moved here it freaked me out. The cactus don't care but the trees do.
Cool man. That's interesting. I'm a junkie for growing shit and resource utilization. I wish I could pump that kind of water per acre. I'd grow corn like nobody's business.

I'll shut off the ag nerd for awhile.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:35 AM   #56
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Cool man. That's interesting. I'm a junkie for growing shit and resource utilization. I wish I could pump that kind of water per acre. I'd grow corn like nobody's business.

I'll shut off the ag nerd for awhile.
The city assigns the times, costs me around$90 a month. I have 3/4 acre of property. Strange to have to pay for what nature can give but it's neat to have your own citrus. I'm sure you have much more land. nothing but respect for ag people, grew up with them.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:59 AM   #57
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Well, My girlfriend and I went drinking the other night got home and decided to have sex on the roof. So I went to get the ladder out of the Shed, by the time I Got back she was buck necked and had my 2 million candle power spot light out and yelling at the top of her lungs. So I went in the house and grabbed my best comforter climbed up got necked and started yelling as well and flashing the light into my neighbors house, so we get busy and for some reason the police show up I blame it on her being drunk and she slapped the shit out of me in front of the police and they took her to jail......Still fighting
Welp. We can pretty much close the thread now.
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Old 09-07-2013, 01:02 AM   #58
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Im a pretty big gamer. I always have been for the entire time my wife has known me, before we were ever dating.

Well, as marriage goes and the kids come along, the opportunity to buy games becomes very few and far between. I usually research the hell out of the game Im going to buy, and make sure it has a ton of content so that I can have this thing to occupy me for several months.

Well this is about the time that Skyrim was being released, 11/11/11 was its release date. My daughter's birthday is on 11/13, so I knew I had to have her taken care of first before Skyrim was even coming into the picture. Sp for the entire month of October, I ratholed money away each week, like 10 bucks or so. Nothing big, you know?

We get our daughter's presents taken care of far beforehand, and Im thinking Im good to go for Skyrim. I should only need 20 bucks or so on the day it comes out.

Well we get into a jam because the wife doesn't realize that E means empty on the gas tank. She runs out of gas, and had used the last of our money that week trying to get ahead of other bills. So naturally, the only money available is my Skyrim stash, which I don't hesitate for a second to use to get the car running again.

She asks where the money came from and I explain, and it becomes this huge ordeal about how irresponsible I am that I would hide money for a stupid videogame. At this point Im thinking it may have been better to leave her stranded.

So anyway, the time rolls around and Skyrim is released, and Im wanting to get my money I had put back for this game back so that I can go get it. This sparks the whole argument over again about bills and responsibility and all this other shit.

So I relent. I just want her to shut up at this point, so I say fine, I can wait.

THAT VERY F***ING NIGHT.

She walks in with my sister in law's three kids, my three kids, and her mother, and they are all carrying McDonald's bags. I raise an eyebrow at all this crap being brought in, and I begin thinking to myself "where did all this shit come from?"

You guessed it. My wife took my money for my game and used it on a trip to McDonalds for her mother, and her sister's kids, while getting herself and my kids' dinner there as well "because she didn't feel up to cooking."

Sweet Jesus, I thought I would have an aneurism right there. I calmly got up, looked her dead in the face, and demanded the checkbook. From the look of sheer fury on my face, Im guessing she knew not to open her mouth. I went down to GS for the midnight release, and I bought my goddamn game.

There were some heated words later, after the kids were all back where they belonged and mine were in bed, I don't remember them all but I do remember telling her she better never, ever, try to lecture me on being irresponsible with money after turning around and spending fifty bucks at goddamn Mcdonalds.
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Welllll,

Our fights usually start about my wife complaining about something for the 37th time. And in some form or fashion revolves around money.

Our last fight started out with her the week before her period getting pissed and moody because she had applied for a promotion at her work, and hadn't gotten a response. After 4 days of listening to that, I had enough. So I started boiling over and told her to stop crying all the damn time about things she cant control, and uh, well, I shouldn't of done that. because then shit that I didn't even know she was mad about started coming out.

So that was an all night bitch fest. my wife and I are very good about putting aside our differences when we are with our son who will be two next Saturday, but damn, we must of bitched at each other about the house not being clean enough, we have a couple cats, and they get hair everywhere, to how my wife feels she never gets enough alone time.

I slept on the couch for three nights because of how pissed we were at each other.
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